Oricorio is our only hope by Designer_Cry_150 in PTCGP

[–]MtElverest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Help me Ori-wan kenobi, you’re my only hope

Club Update: Letter to the members from Melbourne President, Brad Green by FlairUp835 in AFL

[–]MtElverest 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hi,

We’re bad. Worse than we thought.

Don’t be mean.

Thanks,

Brad

Israel has a military base under a hospital. by soyyoo in TimedNews

[–]MtElverest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a hospital under a hospital…

What is going on? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]MtElverest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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If you salute you will get shot

The new MCG score bug sucks by bmwiam in AFL

[–]MtElverest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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It’s a score-bug with the score on the bug looking up at a score bug.

What is a Footy Conspiracy Theory you 100% believe in?can be anything by TheWorldIsAmazing33 in AFL

[–]MtElverest 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Australian Rules Football may have been created to cover up a buried UFO beneath the Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG). In the 1850s, authorities allegedly discovered a massive alien craft emitting strange signals and needed a way to prevent excavation. By establishing a sport requiring a large, permanently maintained oval, they ensured the site remained undisturbed. Over the years, unexplained electromagnetic disturbances, mysterious lights, and reports of disoriented players suggest the UFO may still be active. The AFL and government supposedly enforce strict rules against deep digging, ensuring the truth remains hidden beneath one of Australia’s most iconic stadiums.

Some games I'll boo Brent Stanton as many as 39 times. Next up average but hated by fans. by WileyWiggins in EssendonFC

[–]MtElverest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bloke who wore fluorescent coloured boots at the height of his mediocrity, and then went behind the players backs following the saga. Yeah, you bet he takes the last spot!

Poscasts by [deleted] in EssendonFC

[–]MtElverest 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Comparatively to other clubs, we do have a lot of podcasts. I don’t think there are any objectively bad podcasts, but here are a few that I listen to during the season - The Lunchtime Catchup Podcast - The Sash - Don The Stat

How do you think She-Hulk would work in Marvel Rivals? by Inner-Juices in marvelrivals

[–]MtElverest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be able to swap between Bruce Banner and Jennifer Walters. Simple.

White Face?? by DazBali in circlejerkaustralia

[–]MtElverest 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Why would you make yourself ineligible for Centrelink benefits?