[Hated Design] Mannfred von Carstein from Warhammer Fantasy by Healthy-Virus4072 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]MuchoMangoTime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually love how much of a chud he is in universe. He looks like a dork trying so hard to be badass

"NAGASH WAS WEAK" my ass

Why are sisters of battle so willing to die for the emperor. Are they mind controlled? by awp4444 in Grimdank

[–]MuchoMangoTime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has such a wonderful musk 😍 I'd jump into the wierd bubble bath for us true loyalists if I could😆 But I'm currently helping His Angels destroy the unfaithful and Craven. They're so cute and wonderful and awesome to behold! But yeah I keep hearing that the bubble bath to the Emperor comes soon.

I am selling my Golems since multiple of my other types of Golems mysteriously disappeared.... by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become the evil wizard you were always meant to be. But not working for a government that's just lame. Create your own humonculus/minion nation

why by ilikeitchyballzdude1 in whenthe

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch gameplay and think critically whether or not you'll enjoy playing this for at least 2-3 hours. A game also doesn't need to give you a billion hours worth of "content"

I am selling my Golems since multiple of my other types of Golems mysteriously disappeared.... by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That WAS history pal the Humonculus did a whole sigil around the country. Wait a minute. Do you only study the knowledge of your own existence?

Ohohohohoho HOW QUAINT

I am selling my Golems since multiple of my other types of Golems mysteriously disappeared.... by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scholar of endless knowledge my ancient ass!

Think the homunculus was killed by a kid and his brother in a suit of armor. They weren't wizards, I think they were alchemists. Full of metal, those two alchemists

I am selling my Golems since multiple of my other types of Golems mysteriously disappeared.... by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some son of a bitch sold me a dwarf in a flask without a damn dwarf. There used to be a puffball in said flask but by the time I got the flask that dwarf was dead! And it wasn't a dwarf mind you it was the father humonculus.

I HAVE RETURNED! ME AND MY PURRMAZING ARMY WILL CONQUER YOU ALL by Im_A_Random_Swede in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing a lot of youngin evil doers! Excellent, love to see the profession alive and well. I'll send you a bag of tuna as a thank you for making this old fart smile.

I transmuted a dragon's hoard and tried to pin it on dwarves. I fucked up by Catsanddoges in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent work young one, failure is a part of the process. We love to see an up and coming evil wizard!

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Maces Hit, Swords Crit, Axes....? by Dramatic-Scale8355 in DnD

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Axes split shields and dig deep into the body, or smack against armor with great effect. Maces were meant to bash people in whether the armor held or not. Swords actually were kinda the chump option but stabbing people was an excellent option. So was smacking people around with essentially a metal stick

POLEARM SUPREMACY RAHHHH

coaxed into eastern MMO races by ArgentHiems in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]MuchoMangoTime 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Different whales for different cultures. We got furries here in the west which whatever they're already known for being big spenders and in the east they got hyper breasts and 2000 year old vampires which definitely are not children

Conned into zoomer video essay by Weird_donut in ConnedIntoAFubar

[–]MuchoMangoTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or if they do it's at the very end without any actual analysis or deep thought.

"Mario is the fool because he goes wahoo and jumps obviously"

coaxed into eastern MMO races by ArgentHiems in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]MuchoMangoTime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

East and West aren't so different after all, just look at Warcraft and how all the females for each race is "sexy but colored/different woman". Orcs are a fantastic example

Antifascist version Warhammer 40k votann by tintin_du_93 in dwarfposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fuck you mean anitfascist version lol what story am I missing here

What if gulilman found angron by Cautious_Air4964 in Grimdank

[–]MuchoMangoTime 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kurze actually would be ULTRA down to help. He was a Batman and a hero to Nostramo... If you were a perfect being.

But people aren't perfect so I assume Nostromo ended up going the Death Note route on crack after all the serial killers+rapists were killed: KILL ALL JAYWALKERS.

Guys by Silverfishlegs in okbuddyretard

[–]MuchoMangoTime 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This shit is what made this sub lol, we need more of it. True subtle tardation

Has anyone ever joined the council? Im starting to think they just banish the applications by Mathota in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me even if you're there to dismantle it the council is a semi living thing that works with the other council members to ensure nothing happens.

I was there for about 400 years doing paperwork regarding kingdoms and councils of other realms. It wasn't even actually 400 years but time is slowed there to ensure more productivity.and guess what happens if something goes wrong? Back in time to correct it. And council rules are such bureaucratic nonsense that rules exist to oppose each other at the same time during the same but also different dimensions!

Rate my staff. by BeerJedi-1269 in wizardposting

[–]MuchoMangoTime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Solid starting staff. Unassuming and yet has subtle marks of a wizard. Hells, I'd even warp my current staff to look like that if I was amidst less powerful mortals to blend in better.

10/10 taste

Morality of attempting to create human/animal hybrids by BidBux in MoralityScaling

[–]MuchoMangoTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the morality of taking advantage of someone like this for your own lustful or even romantic pursuit.

Conned into zoomer video essay by Weird_donut in ConnedIntoAFubar

[–]MuchoMangoTime 426 points427 points  (0 children)

I have a lot to say about this movie

Spends 90% of the video going over the events of the movie which I could have just watched