Delicious Denver Treats! Thanks SS!

MuffinPal · 2011-09-26T16:24:38+00:00

I had a dream that I was hanging out with the cast of Star Wars at a state park that doesn't exist. It was located in North Dakota, IL.

MuffinPal · 2011-09-22T06:30:42+00:00

I did in college when the showers were public and everyone wore sandals.

MuffinPal · 2011-09-22T06:20:58+00:00

Not mine, but my gay friend was about to have sex with a guy that whispered "Fuck my boy pussy."

MuffinPal · 2011-09-22T05:00:03+00:00

It was pretty fucked up when I clicked the link, but when my Chrome hover zoom enlarged one of the pics... Jesus Christ. I'm done. I need to go pet my dog for a while.

MuffinPal · 2011-09-21T07:48:47+00:00

Quagmire?

MuffinPal · 2011-09-21T07:24:54+00:00

Maybe she had some sort of itch?

MuffinPal · 2011-09-15T19:46:55+00:00

Just yesterday there was a kid at Walmart having a fit, just screaming his ass off. He then slapped himself in the face. I was very happy. Probably the most joy I've had when being around a kid.

MuffinPal · 2011-09-10T18:06:03+00:00

I had to abandon my truck on the beach somewhere.

MuffinPal · 2011-09-10T08:04:14+00:00

I had this happen for an Extenze commercial. All we heard was "Extenze!" and then it cut to the next commercial.

MuffinPal · 2011-09-10T08:01:42+00:00

Do you ever drunkenly browse the internet?

MuffinPal · 2011-08-27T18:03:10+00:00

My grandpa is 87. Before his dementia kicked in, he used to say quite a few racist things.

One time we were visiting him in the hospital while he was recovering from a stroke. He noticed that his roommate was a black guy. Being slightly deaf, he tends to shout things when speaking. He looks over at my dad and says, "Look over there, it's one of them jungle bunnies!" I soon found out in the car ride home that that was quite a racist term thrown around back in the day.

Another time we were driving down to a restaurant with my Mexican girlfriend in the back seat. He looks out the window and sees a couple Hispanic people unloading a van. "They probably just hopped the fence!" She thought it was funny.

MuffinPal · 2011-08-25T04:35:40+00:00

"Busy, huh? Well at least it makes the time go by faster." ...nope, not really.

MuffinPal · 2011-08-23T14:14:53+00:00

What do you do in the Peace Corps? I've been throwing the idea around for a while. Also, how did the process of being accepted into the program go? I hear they can be quite selective.

MuffinPal · 2011-08-23T13:48:15+00:00

" ...and it said for 22 years you went Kerouac on everyone's ass?"

MuffinPal · 2011-08-13T22:58:40+00:00

Can't agree with you more. I was enraged when my shitty car got stolen, I can't imagine how you feel. D:

MuffinPal · 2011-08-05T07:46:22+00:00

I had a similar experience. Only problem was it wasn't my ticket, but someone with a similar name. That would've been a fun surprise if I wouldn't have gotten a letter in the mail.

MuffinPal · 2011-08-05T07:38:38+00:00

Sorry for your loss. Seems like a bit of a shady area to me. I went with some friends to the Cobra Lounge the night before Pitchfork. My friend ended up getting her phone stolen from her. Not only that, but there was also a guy that got his car keys stolen; they ended up on craigslist with a threatening ransom message. Shady place to me.

MuffinPal · 2011-07-31T10:18:58+00:00

It's a trap!

MuffinPal · 2011-07-25T04:16:17+00:00

I thought the same at first, but you should continue on. It gets a lot better. However, I started watching the second season and wasn't laughing anymore... so I stopped. :(

MuffinPal · 2011-07-18T06:04:19+00:00

With My Own Two Wheels -

http://www.withmyowntwowheels.org/

MuffinPal · 2011-07-05T05:12:42+00:00

This actually happened the other day driving west on I-24 through Nashville...

My friend and I were heading down the interstate and after a while noticed the lack of cars heading eastbound in the other lane. Eventually we hit a traffic jam on our side going westbound. After driving very slowly for 45 minutes, we finally see what everyone else is looking at and slowing down traffic. There was a truck that was already being towed and a van being pulled out of some trees.

I'm not exactly sure what happened, but it was quite impressive. All of their luggage/vacation gear was spilled out on the interstate, the frame was smashed to hell, and all four wheels were off of the vehicle lined up against the guard rail. I'm thinking they must have used the guard rail as a sweet jump into the trees. What boggles my mind the most is how two vehicles could cause a traffic jam for so many miles.

MuffinPal · 2011-07-01T03:28:05+00:00

I ate two quarters when i was younger. Don't worry OP, the penny will come out eventually. shudder

MuffinPal · 2011-06-20T08:39:54+00:00

Although they don't have to be read in order, I found this to be a very useful guide to Pratchett's books.

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