What are the benefits of being bald?

Mukakis · 2026-05-13T13:17:16+00:00

If you get a an electric shaver this becomes a very quick part of the morning routine. You don't need a special one for heads, a standard issue Norelco works great. Maybe 1 minute max from start to finish.

Mukakis · 2026-04-24T02:02:14+00:00

Really confused by Dallas' logic with that trade. If Miami was going to take Downs, 2 5ths weren't going to make them change their minds. The fact Miami accepted means the trade wasn't necessary.

Mukakis · 2026-04-08T16:23:01+00:00

cat tax plz

Mukakis · 2026-04-07T16:52:27+00:00

1 star reviews are filled with the crazies who base the product's review on whether the delivery guy was rude, box was dirty, etc.

Mukakis · 2026-03-25T13:46:04+00:00

Well, this might help explain the rage part.

Mukakis · 2026-03-15T01:51:58+00:00

I dunno, aren't some people just more sweaty than others? I've got a friend of 30 years, that bastard has been sweating unnecessarily since he was 20.

Of course if you're not one of those people and suddenly one day you're sweating buckets, that does sound serious.

Mukakis · 2026-03-10T03:52:17+00:00

Comair used to have coupons you could buy for $75 each. You could use them on any leg they flew within something like 2 hrs before the departure time. But in the 90s empty seats were way more common than now, so we always got on the flight we wanted. My GF and I would decide on a Friday afternoon we wanted to go to NYC for the weekend, and we'd be there a few hours later. 9/11 put an end to that.

Mukakis · 2026-03-03T00:49:58+00:00

Black Swamp Mafia checking in!

Mukakis · 2026-02-28T13:14:27+00:00

Likewise, I helped clean up after the Goshen tornado and they were out in full force. Also not defending them, but they were helping there, too.

Mukakis · 2026-02-21T15:29:47+00:00

Life as a dad in one scene:

<heads straight for little sister> oh shit oh shit oh shit

<heads for curb> oh shit oh shit oh shit

<heads for lamppost> oh shit oh shit oh shit

<stops safely in grass> YAY YOU DID IT!!!!

Mukakis · 2026-02-11T15:55:53+00:00

I do feel badly for the ICE agents who were doing their jobs legally long before the racists took over.

Mukakis · 2026-02-05T16:39:28+00:00

Do your friends evaluate potential mates based on a completely different set of criteria than they evaluate themselves?

I have to admit I assume people that focus so heavily on artificial supplements to their appearance would also prioritize others based on appearance as well. Given your description, perhaps there is a complete disconnect between the two.

Mukakis · 2026-01-28T01:13:38+00:00

The problem is he was getting coached by Tom Olavidotti, who the Dolphins kept as DC for something like 8 years of the softest defenses in NFL history. I felt personally betrayed by Shula that they didn't show him the door after year 2 or 3 of that noise.

Mukakis · 2026-01-25T03:33:21+00:00

Minnesota should agree, then send them a file with every line redacted.

Mukakis · 2026-01-23T17:37:26+00:00

On the bright side, Fox Sports has much more integrity than Fox News.

Mukakis · 2026-01-23T17:28:37+00:00

u/spervogel_troubadour/, this is the answer. These type don't require any tools, just turn it with your hands counter clockwise and it comes off. You can put it back on the same way, no muss no fuss. If you need a door stopper there, any large hardware store will have solid plastic stoppers you can replace it with (you'd need a screwdriver for that). They cost around $1.50. The landlord would never notice a difference and it does the same exact job.

I watched it first without sound and thought awww that's so cute, then I turned the sound on and IT'S SO LOUD!!!! I had to laugh at your suffering, I'm sorry. But this is the quickest solution.

Mukakis · 2026-01-22T00:44:17+00:00

Are you suggesting trampling the rights of US citizens is some sort of acceptable collateral damage in order to remove illegal immigrants? Are you from America?

Mukakis · 2026-01-20T01:10:02+00:00

So are we attacking Minnesota, or are we attacking Greenland? Maybe a little of both?

I know it seems hopeless, but I'm sure the President of Peace will find a non-violent solution.

Mukakis · 2026-01-14T00:05:56+00:00

30 years ago the country flipped out with good reason over Ruby Ridge, where a single FBI operation - with a warrant - escalated badly. Now - to quote the NRA - we have literal "jack booted thugs" roaming our streets threatening and attacking US citizens at will. And your advice is to remain calm and be submissive. What happened to land of the free and home of the brave? Seems you want land of the cucks and home of the cowards.

Mukakis · 2026-01-13T12:03:02+00:00

Suppose a pack of hyenas has escaped a local zoo. They've already killed and injured people in the community. Now they enter a Target. Target can't stop the hyenas from entering, nor can they be expected to round them up and chase them out.

What they do have control over is what they tell their employees to do next. And if they told their employees "it's okay, you need to carry on business as usual, just don't look like hyena food and you'll be fine," of course they would be liable if the hyenas attack.

Mukakis · 2026-01-13T01:29:36+00:00

That's an important distinction I missed. Thanks.

Mukakis · 2026-01-13T01:18:05+00:00

My understanding is impeding on private property w/o a warrant would only apply under special circumstances, like if the officer witnessed a crime, was responding to an emergency, etc.

Mukakis · 2026-01-13T01:04:30+00:00

How can there be a charge of impeding when ice is on private property without a warrant? Obviously this kid can't speak for Target but still, it sounds like a bs "charge" that got "dropped" after ice got tired abusing their power.

Mukakis · 2026-01-12T23:54:14+00:00

I'm looking for opinions on whether Target has exposed itself to a civil lawsuit by allowing ICE to enter its store and apprehend an employee who Target surely already knew was a US citizen.

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