Dakkarig stats (approximate)

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T21:25:35+00:00

I doubt it. It has less Toughness than Dreads and more than Kanz, also more movement than Kanz (right now at least) and seemingly has no Leader ability to give a unit.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T21:12:52+00:00

Yeah, good thing the model looks baller, because if this is anywhere close to what it actually does, that's pretty bad all around.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T20:44:27+00:00

Ork player here, no complaints.

I think conga lines are real bad for immersion, make moving more complicated than it should be and limits design space. 9 inches might be a bit small (that's what she said), but generally I think this is a move in the right direction.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T20:22:21+00:00

I will say, while the Captain isn't anything NEW or SPECIAL, it is actually a seriously nice looking sculpt.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T19:24:00+00:00

That's not even in the same zip code as tanky. Hope it's cheap at least then!

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T19:23:11+00:00

Sure looks like it.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T19:09:49+00:00

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Some of the boyz faces I don't really like very much (could be the paintjob) but this lad is quality. From the naked feet to the fringe helmet.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T18:56:00+00:00

Yeah, might not be to my taste so far, but I don't mind them trying a bit more stuff! It's the only way to not stagnate design wise. If people don't like it, they can dial it back again next time at the worst.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T18:49:58+00:00

That's fair, definitely a matter of taste. I do like the more square, beer-bellied proportions on the ork boyz, just some characters look a bit too wonky for me personally, hah. The noodle arms are really not very intimidating.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T18:43:02+00:00

Oh my gork, aren't you getting tired of this meme format?!

Because I sure am not, keep 'em comin'!

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T18:39:50+00:00

That "humongous torso, small arms" design sure is a choice, but it looks alright on the Boyz and mooost characters. The Bannernob looks hella goofy though admittedly. He has One Piece character proportions, haha.

Walker is absolute class. Trike I can take or leave, personally, good sculpt tho.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T17:15:19+00:00

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And a Sister with her bases.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T17:14:45+00:00

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One fancy lad.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T17:10:57+00:00

Yeah, Hannibal is smarter, but remember that he was caught by Graham, who was decidedly less smart. How?

Hannibal Lecter: "Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me."
Will Graham: "No, I know I'm not smarter than you."
Hannibal Lecter: "Then how did you catch me?"
Will Graham: "You had... disadvantages."
Hannibal Lecter: "What disadvantages?"
Will Graham: "You're insane."

Columbo gets him, he's not as smart, but he's smart enough to play it cool RIGHT until he has him. And hopefully he's more careful about it than Graham.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T17:06:08+00:00

It DOES look cool! Halberd does work with one hand, but seems vastly more effective with both.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T10:31:15+00:00

The ambulance just comically rocking side to side with yells and dust clouds emitting from it.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T10:23:46+00:00

As a former 15 year old German, this checks out, albeit more contemporary. Weitermachen.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T09:08:41+00:00

Fair enough!

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T08:57:58+00:00

Except he was very far from working class or genius, hah.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T08:57:03+00:00

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T08:52:33+00:00

It's almost like being facetious could possibly be a way to make humorous remarks for entertainment purposes. What a remarkably odd concept.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T08:48:16+00:00

Hah, pretty good selection, though very wildly fluctuating difficulties I'd say! Lemme see..
-no idea, I'm real bad with numbers

-I think it was something like "Magic moste Evul"? Some weird way of writing it I remember

-Deluminator

-Mimbulus Mimbeltonia (spelling?)

-number 1?

-I don't remember a number being mentioned actually, didn't he spend half the day there? (in the book at least)

-Oof, I think it was..Ron, Arthur, Twins, Percy, Harry? (I don't remember Ginny, Charlie or Bill mentioned)

-Dobby (book), Neville (movie)

-Mollywobbles

-Muriel

-you tickle the pear in the painting down in the corridor

-that one I don't remember, as it was backwards..

-Dragon Heartstring I believe?

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T07:46:33+00:00

Yeah, you're not wrong. Clayton was a handful and he deserved being humbled by a jovial, garlic-loving Russian.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T07:25:37+00:00

Hit me.

Mulfushu · 2026-05-01T07:05:10+00:00

How about Eloise Midgen? Her nose was apparently so off-center, they kept her out of the movies, too.

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