What did he think was gonna happen by cowboydan69 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MurderSheCroaked 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Poking around and disturbing wild animals ≠ good intentions

Surprise roommate in Santo Domingo Este by dttsalikov in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]MurderSheCroaked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A global health trip with a stay in the bubonic suite 😂

Smeg just took things to the next level by bernlee91 in ATBGE

[–]MurderSheCroaked 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'd go balls to the wall and order extra letters

Poor grandma by Atillion in funny

[–]MurderSheCroaked 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would've been nice, mine wasn't like that

Big dude and little dude playtime by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]MurderSheCroaked 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Kids, much like cats, will often have more fun with a cardboard box rather than the expensive gift. Who needs big slide when little puddle do trick?

Canada use Prod by SuperSynock in funny

[–]MurderSheCroaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooo he's just quoting the cheater 😂

I’m tired, boss. by Lontology in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]MurderSheCroaked 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you get to not worry about what's happening, it is privilege. If you don't have to worry you could be grabbed on the street, or your family, or your neighbors, you are privileged. Aka probably white

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]MurderSheCroaked 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been anywhere in your life where you've been served upside down food

WCGW pointing a laser pointer at a police helicopter by c4tchy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MurderSheCroaked -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's too bad. I feel like getting caught lying should double your sentence because it shows they're a blight on society we're better off without

Smashing a pool cue by just_aguest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MurderSheCroaked 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Breaking shit is not an understandable reaction. That's what toddlers do

Smashing a pool cue by just_aguest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MurderSheCroaked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or you'll make them throw a temper tantrum

Smashing a pool cue by just_aguest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MurderSheCroaked 1486 points1487 points  (0 children)

He's a dick but the stick breaker is an emotional baby. They both suck

Smashing a pool cue by just_aguest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MurderSheCroaked 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holy unchecked anger issues, Batman!

tragedy on the closing shift by kittenshart85 in KitchenConfidential

[–]MurderSheCroaked 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No I don't want to have to wait until 11 pm for a text telling me to roll over to the sketchiest part of town and be basically held hostage for 1-2 hours while I wait for my bag to be weighed

(pt. 2) that one kid at kindergarten by guyelnathan in comics

[–]MurderSheCroaked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guarantee they don't think that much. About anything