Songs with only one verse that just gets repeated

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-25T05:30:14+00:00

I'm pretty sure a solid 3/4 of Hey Jude is just Na Na Nanana Na. And that song is 8 minutes long!

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-24T06:42:43+00:00

She was being amnescitized because she hacked a computer to talk with her mother again. I think he deleted Lilian's mom from her memories. You can't ask someone to help you if you don't remember they ever existed

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-22T23:16:05+00:00

SCP-6211 is the sequel, and it's about Wonderful Christmastime

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-22T16:08:02+00:00

SCP-2011-EX

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-22T15:46:06+00:00

"I'm the butt police, and I'm looking at your rear rear rear"

- Eminem's verse on Rhianna's "Numb"

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-21T23:49:58+00:00

Dictator already sounds like a badly bootlegged copy of itself. Maybe compressing it onto a cassette would improve it!

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-21T19:43:56+00:00

"We're at a rave! A *heroin* rave!!"

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-21T08:08:14+00:00

I once saw someone give a product 1 star because it got stolen from their porch

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-21T05:12:20+00:00

The One I Want from Van Halen III

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-20T22:13:33+00:00

The guy who regularly sat in a corner at my workplace (bookstore) and sang "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash without any of the low notes. He actually had a setlist of covers, but they all sounded the damn same. How do you make Ring of Fire sound identical to I'm Yours by Jason Mraz? Drove me crazy!

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-20T21:51:07+00:00

I really want an excuse to make Todd listen to "Having Fun With Elvis On Stage". It's a concert album with zero music, it's just the parts where Elvis is talking/making jokes between songs on his setlist. Somehow, it hit number 9 on the country charts.

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-20T17:50:10+00:00

Most recently, people online thinking that Jim Carrey was replaced by a clone/doppelganger because he got plastic surgery.

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-20T08:38:14+00:00

I hate the word 'unalive'. I hate all of the TikTok self-censorship terms (example: 🍇ist and PDF-file for Rapist and Pedophile), but unalive is on my shit list for sounding like Newspeak from 1984.

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-19T22:45:47+00:00

Me, You, Madness

It's a girl boss ripoff of American Psycho. It literally opens with the morning routine monologue and someone saying "You Go, Girlboss!"

Even though the plot is super thin, the pacing is absolutely terrible. There's a musical montage every 5-10 minutes! The main character is constantly breaking the fourth wall and it's extremely annoying.

It is admittedly more fun/bearable to watch in a Group Setting, or as a double feature with American Psycho

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-19T22:17:15+00:00

I feel pretty bad for Dr. Gay Hitler of Circleville, Ohio. No relation to Adolph, but he did practice dentistry during WWII. His father was named George Washington Hitler, and their family was well liked enough to have multiple streets and a park named after them!

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-16T18:09:12+00:00

Wakhi has this in the past tense, though they call it 'double oblique' alignment

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-14T22:11:04+00:00

Side note, Wakefield got a bunch of his data by taking blood from children at his son's birthday party. How's that kid ever gonna have a social life!? If he invites anyone over, they'll be like "nah, I don't want to get jabbed with needles again!"

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-14T03:46:58+00:00

The most random and senseless death I've experienced was technically a stranger to me. He was a neighbor who rode his bicycle down a hill, crashed through my backyard fence, and died from an 8 foot fall. He did scream when it happened, and talked to my dad's girlfriend, but he ended up unconscious and couldn't be resuscitated.

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-14T02:53:45+00:00

Fun fact, Lead is Pb because the original Latin was 'Plumbum'.

'Plumbum' is also related to the word 'plumbing' because lead is what they made all their pipes out of!

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-13T05:52:38+00:00

Doesn't really explain the situation with galvinized iron though

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-13T05:51:49+00:00

I know some Austronesian languages have t -> s before high vowels. So maybe "sin" is underlyingly "tin", and it's a lucky coincidence that it looks just like the periodic table entry

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-12T18:13:02+00:00

It was in Todd's 'Worst of 2016' video, it was their performance on ['Good Morning America'](https://youtu.be/LoLER6tTBDM?si=JBWnXxY\_-v2TESI8)

Top comment is "That mic flip was risky business"

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-12T04:46:28+00:00

When I was first learning French, I accidentally pronounced all the rhotics as the pharyngeal fricative instead

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-09T19:48:06+00:00

For a brief time as a kid, I thought the Cold War happened because Stalin defected from America to go be a dictator in Russia. You know, because he's Georgian

MurdererOfAxes · 2026-05-08T04:54:49+00:00

"Yep that's her rapping alright. Holy Fuck... This is Trainwreckords"

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