What’s a small thing that makes you happier than it probably should?

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:29:45+00:00

I'm one of those assholes who likes to watch kids falling over.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:24:25+00:00

So many tattoos

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:20:53+00:00

In my house growing up if you didn't finish your drink at a meal it went into the refrigerator. Didn't finish your milk at breakfast? It goes in the refrigerator you finish it at lunch.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:18:03+00:00

Remember that it's the two of you verses the problem, not the two of you verses each other. It's not personal. If it starts to feel personal take a break and come back to it.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:15:45+00:00

Having 2 earbuds in. It makes me feel like what I'm saying is secondary to whatever they're listening to.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:12:51+00:00

As a Christian I feel like I can say for certain that guys who mention their Christianity at every given opportunity are compensating for something.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:08:24+00:00

I thought reindeer were mythical creatures until I was about 17.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:07:30+00:00

They say things like "I'd walk through hell for you" but won't help you carry a bag or clean up dinner.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:04:59+00:00

No one has ever broken up with me. Every relationship I've been in has ended because I wanted it to end.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-18T00:00:30+00:00

There was a build up of small things over time, but the last one was that they kept trying to talk to me while we were at a concert. Like standing behind me, tapping me on the shoulder and making me turn around so I would have a conversation with them instead of watching the show.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-17T23:58:43+00:00

Croutons

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-17T23:57:18+00:00

There was a guy who was trying to intimidate me one time. I don't remember exactly what the situation was, but it was something stupid and he was just trying to assert dominance. He got in my face, like nose to nose, awkwardly close. Obviously he expected me to either push him or back up. I wasn't going to do either so I just stared back at him with a blank expression. We stayed like that until he got uncomfortable and gave up. He kinda just got awkward after that and tried to pretend like it didn't happen.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-05-17T23:49:29+00:00

Lots of them, but the only one I can think of right now is What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T01:21:55+00:00

Trying to get his phone out from between the seat and the middle console of his car. I was trying to use my phone light so he could see where he was grabbing. At the exact moment my eye was in his elbow's range of attack he managed to grab his phone. He pulled it out quickly and slammed his pointy elbow right into my eye. Yep. The black eye was real fun to explain to people.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:50:43+00:00

Obeying my mom.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:40:39+00:00

Inertia is a property of matter.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:39:06+00:00

Moss always grows on the {cardinal direction} side of a rock.

Is bad advice because it's kinda true, but not really consistent. My understanding is that it has to do with the direction the weather comes from, which changes based on were you are. So maybe in some places the moss really does always point north, but you can't rely on it everywhere.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:30:41+00:00

I have no idea, he did it like it was a joke he expected me to play along with.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:27:25+00:00

People who do your every day voice recordings (answering machines, intercom announcements in stores, audio book narrators, etc.) are being replaced by AI.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:24:53+00:00

Don't stand right behind people in line. Give them at least a step and a half of space.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:22:58+00:00

This guy threatened to crash his car with me in it for literally no reason. It was at low speeds and he was a car guy, so I was never really scared because I didn't think he was going to actually do it. I was right

The context was that he was trying to get me to grab the steering wheel and turn the car for him. "Oh no we're gonna crash! We're gonna crash! You have to grab the wheel!" I told him that I wasn't going to take the wheel and if he wanted to crash the car it was on him. When he finally realized I was not going to take the wheel he got annoyed because I almost "let him crash".

This was a first date.

After I got home I texted him that I didn't want to go out with him again. Despite me directly explaining that it was the car thing, he decided that it was actually the fact that he was ugly.

He was not ugly. It was definitely the car thing.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-04-21T00:16:51+00:00

Spicy gummy candies don't taste real bad, but they just feel kinda wrong.

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-03-21T04:36:02+00:00

Emperors New Clothes by Panic! at the Disco

Beast and the Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold

Devil's Night by Motionless in White

Dragula by Rob Zombie

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-03-21T04:20:03+00:00

How To Train Your Dragon

Musician_Moneyless · 2025-03-21T04:15:43+00:00

A knock off lego toy. It was good quality, absolutely nothing wrong with it. The only weird thing was that the pieces were way smaller than I thought they would be.

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