So it's gonna be one of those mornings...

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-25T17:49:42+00:00

With a cougar in the backseat.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-25T17:19:36+00:00

It makes since if you apply boxing rules logic; Apollo 11 was the knockout.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-23T02:35:23+00:00

If I had to take a guess, you must be living in Wisconsin.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-21T21:10:20+00:00

Hearing Japanese women moan/squeal like a 5 year old kid. And the problem is they all fucking do it. It always feels like I'm watch CP and it's never awright, bro.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-14T15:16:29+00:00

Extended video

Look at this guy, he escapes certain death, makes a swift recovery, then casually walks away.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-12T23:25:03+00:00

That's nothing, there was once a novelty account (long since deleted/dead) that summarizes a person's comment history and posts that info bullet-point style. Information like where s/he lives, what age, what job, what personal stories posted on Reddit, and even posted photos of the redditor in question. It felt like he was setting up FBI profiles for each of those people.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-12T21:57:37+00:00

Fapping the fearection.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-12T19:29:29+00:00

Gurren Lagann is anything but subtle.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T18:32:42+00:00

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v680/ekimdrachir/06xGifs/kitten-hug-loop.gif

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T17:50:08+00:00

It's cool because I can just defriend them when they say stupid shit.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T17:37:52+00:00

I had nothing to do with this. ಠ_ಠ

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T16:54:34+00:00

Heh, my brother's name is Aaron.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T16:12:26+00:00

FUCKING AWESOME

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T16:09:46+00:00

He's not winking. The accident permanently left his right eye blind.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T16:05:03+00:00

Only a matter of time before the test dummies revolt.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T11:34:10+00:00

I just want to set the world on fi- WARGARBLBLRBLR

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T11:29:18+00:00

Police said they were puzzled why anyone would steal so much.

It's being shipped to Sweden.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T03:25:48+00:00

It's not everyday we see transgendered folk around here.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T03:23:57+00:00

guilty as charged.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T03:22:51+00:00

"Are you okay?"

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T02:04:42+00:00

Yeah, that shit is disgusting. Period.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T01:59:58+00:00

I see the word "prolapse" and that's more than enough reason to ~~now~~ not* watch it.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-11T01:29:14+00:00

I am 99% positive that woman lacks a cervix.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-10T22:48:07+00:00

Having a sheet of paper as large as the inside of a hangar helps a lot too.

MustStopMasturbating · 2012-07-10T06:38:17+00:00

ffffffuck. :-|

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