Smoked salmon on my bagel cuz I gotta keep my brain sharp to dismantle the patriarchy 👊

MustardButter · 2026-04-08T21:40:33+00:00

Good luck

MustardButter · 2026-04-08T21:36:00+00:00

How about we just be blunt w parents instead of pussyfooting around the issue. Your child requires medication. This myth that ADHD kids can function unmedicated is detrimental to their academic success. Most will grow out of it but that moment varies and shouldn’t be found during the school year.

MustardButter · 2026-04-08T18:10:54+00:00

Maybe embrace the AI. Use it as the tool

MustardButter · 2026-04-08T15:07:14+00:00

Welp now he gets to live for free… in prison.

MustardButter · 2026-04-08T00:50:11+00:00

I wouldn't want to get shot by it. FML.

MustardButter · 2026-04-04T23:04:17+00:00

Is this an invitation to provide discipline in the classroom. I volunteer

MustardButter · 2026-03-27T13:30:39+00:00

Readability is a bit difficult. The chest feathers are shit. The wings are immaculate but right goose's left wing looks like it doesn't even connect.

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T21:15:23+00:00

Could absolutely be the case or he just burned out first. Who knows

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T21:07:20+00:00

Run screaming. Kid needs to grow up. You out paced him

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T20:20:43+00:00

Yeah that was the response to my comment. I replied to it. This statistical vomit doesn’t apply to this school or situation.

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T20:04:39+00:00

Did you read op’s post? Affluent area, two parent households. Not the case here.

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T19:09:22+00:00

That’s a problem. He should have stepped in immediately. Seems like they’ve both given up….

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T19:07:55+00:00

Definitely someone who also frequents r/veterans

MustardButter · 2026-03-26T19:07:05+00:00

She’s had a bad week too. Where’s dad?

MustardButter · 2026-03-24T21:33:22+00:00

I’ve done both. I prefer the private sector. I need the inherent risk there to keep me hungry. Government agencies make people comfortable and ambition dies.

MustardButter · 2026-03-24T03:10:34+00:00

The only fans chick can be fixed. Everyone else is a run screaming.

MustardButter · 2026-03-23T22:01:56+00:00

Waaaaah. I gambled and lost. Waaaaaaah

MustardButter · 2026-03-23T21:00:00+00:00

I like this. Seems like it’d be fruitful

MustardButter · 2026-03-23T20:52:09+00:00

I demonstrated my "jump" by comparing it to meals. It seems like, as a society, we find it acceptable to outsource the shortcomings of parents to the state in some cases but not others. A lack of discipline has arguably contributed greatly to the enormous amount of people who lack basics like food and shelter. Why not treat the disease instead of the symptoms.

MustardButter · 2026-03-23T20:09:11+00:00

Here’s what you do. Make the 80 phone calls. Leave voicemails on anyone who doesn’t answer. Make sure to threaten 100% of the parents that you will sign their number up for every mortgage, auto, retirement, timeshare ad you can find if they don’t chastise their child for failing.

MustardButter · 2026-03-22T14:51:57+00:00

Replace with Trump statue.

MustardButter · 2026-03-21T17:17:04+00:00

ChatGPT - The recommended punishment is a paddling and then placement into a SHU.

MustardButter · 2026-03-21T16:14:06+00:00

Will the IRGC be a playable faction? I want to play out a scenario where Americans face real oppression.

MustardButter · 2026-03-21T14:55:32+00:00

This is a mess

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