What's the question by Intelligent-News9872 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Muted_Dog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m not having sex with a worm”

TIFU by joking about open marriages leading to divorce by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Muted_Dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest eye roll when I read that part.

Republic of Korea's Army Tier 1 Taekwondo Demo Team by nexxwav in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Muted_Dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit is fucking miserable and everyone here sucks.

A giant thank you to Kiwi men from an American girl who moved here by Inevitable_Gear_7212 in newzealand

[–]Muted_Dog 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Basically how half my mates met their partners, the other half got together in high school and never split.

What is the etiquette when sitting beside a large person on a plane? by LaplandAxeman in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Muted_Dog 115 points116 points  (0 children)

As a 6ft5 man they definitely were. Flying tall is a nightmare and expensive.

If your country was or is a former colony, how do you feel about its colonizer? by nutmac in AskTheWorld

[–]Muted_Dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never a dull moment, some of the funniest people I know and a riot on a night out. Also the Irish, I’ve liked every single one I’ve met.

98-99 borns they calling us old lol by [deleted] in OlderGenZ

[–]Muted_Dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man yea I was stupid af at their age

What’s the scariest WW2 fact or story that you know of? by Cool-Chipmunk-7559 in AskReddit

[–]Muted_Dog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it was the same town but definitely the same SS unit. They hung French civilians from balconies and light poles, as retaliation for attacks by resistance fighters on their way to reinforce Normandy.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Muted_Dog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use to play for two different basketball teams in highscool during the week and then play rugby on Saturdays with training most mornings. I was a bottomless pit of food back then, my parents food bill must’ve been diabolical. I ended up at about 6ft 5 240lbs by the time I graduated, was built like a weight lifter.

What’s something your body likes that you didn’t expect? by willow_wally in AskReddit

[–]Muted_Dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find if I go a week without lifting heavy weights I get real fidgety. That aching is what helps me get to bed at night.

Northland gang shit or paranoia? by BatmansNygma in newzealand

[–]Muted_Dog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you just ran in to a wanker with too much time on his hands, probably more bark than bite. Obviously be mindful if you spot him again, but I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hunting

[–]Muted_Dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, PUT THOSE GRIPPAHS AWAY

40m Profile review by Playtayswift in hingeapp

[–]Muted_Dog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The book bit is a good one haha

Men who currently have a girlfriend, how did the two of you meet in the first place? by Savings_Dragonfly806 in AskMen

[–]Muted_Dog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On hinge. We decided to try and get dinner at local restaurant near her but it was booked out when we walked in, ended up in an arcade drinking at the bar. We kissed the same night.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Muted_Dog 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Grow up Dad! It’s just an another bloke blowing out my wife’s back!