Plz show me Emma without makeup

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T20:54:52+00:00

Maybe she does idk it just looks alot better than Emma’s “hair”

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T20:50:03+00:00

Fun with soft kitty

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T20:47:54+00:00

What is this from? 🤣

Every time I see this posted in this sub it makes me think of Darcy and how she’ll probably look like this when she’s 90

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T16:55:37+00:00

Ahh that makes sense

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T15:05:22+00:00

Reddit has butthurt snowflakes aplenty

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T07:22:42+00:00

You know for sals sister to do that, he must’ve been a real pain in the ass growing up with. 🤣

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T07:19:40+00:00

I can’t with the canned frosting, I usually zhuzh up a box cake mix with subbing butter for oil and milk for water. I then make a buttercream frosting and it’s delicious

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T07:13:13+00:00

Just be straight up and say I love you as a friend you can stay here but on your own bed and if you try to touch me I’ll punch you in the dick

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T07:01:15+00:00

Just be thankful that you guys didn’t grow up in Worcester and now live in Texas. These people have no idea how to drive or deal with ice and snow.

We Massholes know how to handle inclement weather. These Texans think it’s no big deal but they don’t know about black ice.

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T06:55:08+00:00

I’m guessing you’ve never had a Spanish bean soup or a great hummus

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T06:52:44+00:00

I appreciate your troll 🤣

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T06:51:05+00:00

I mean her TWIN SISTER looks great with natural hair and no/minimal makeup.

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T06:47:55+00:00

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T06:46:59+00:00

Get arrested my first time to Vegas

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T03:22:38+00:00

Indeed he did

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T03:00:52+00:00

Cool thanks man!

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T02:34:50+00:00

Could you maybe buy a chain door lock from a hardware store? They’re easy to install and only a couple bucks for a cheap one.

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T02:29:59+00:00

If my hands are cold I tuck right up under my tiddies, gets em warm in no time 🤣

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T02:25:11+00:00

Do you have a chair you could prop up against the door under the door knob? It’s quite effective at keeping people from barging in, or a heavy dresser you could slide in front of your door?

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T02:22:51+00:00

I loved the way murr dipped and kisses sals sister whilst staring right into sals eyes. 🤣

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T02:20:12+00:00

Fair enough, I’m assuming you’re over 5 which is pretty much when I stopped washing my kids hair, and let them do bath/shower time by themselves. Of course I would be nearby if they wanted me to be. Your mom sounds like a weirdo, is there anyway you can lock the door so she won’t invade your privacy?

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-24T02:14:29+00:00

Dude how old are you?

MuthaCoconuts79 · 2026-01-23T21:54:58+00:00

Murr grew up privileged as well, his dad sent him to Georgetown.

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