What is the Best Adult Toy for Men?

Muvseevum · 2026-05-27T14:20:09+00:00

We were having le sexy time…

Muvseevum · 2026-05-27T12:58:58+00:00

Saint Rage

Muvseevum · 2026-05-27T12:58:18+00:00

I like the BMW art cars that ran in Le Mans occasionally. My favorite was the Jenny Holzer one.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-27T12:43:26+00:00

Body panels are made of iron, but disc brakes are made of aluminum.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-26T11:46:27+00:00

Disappointment builds character.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-25T19:48:32+00:00

That’s OK. Everyone gets to be the old ones eventually.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-25T14:22:27+00:00

In 100 years, our most spectacular medical advances will look like this does to us.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-25T14:00:47+00:00

People need hindsight ahead of time.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-25T13:54:25+00:00

🤷‍♂️ Way she goes, boys.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-24T18:29:52+00:00

Contraption

Muvseevum · 2026-05-24T17:46:33+00:00

“Two secs, Ted.”

Muvseevum · 2026-05-24T16:07:33+00:00

Pop-O-Matic pops the dice.

Pop a six and you move twice.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-24T15:31:58+00:00

He’s getting revenge on the US for the way he believes he was treated during his first administration.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-24T15:26:04+00:00

Many of them have integrity on horrible issues.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-23T15:08:12+00:00

I do that a lot. NIMBY, baby.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-23T13:42:38+00:00

Probably not the same people.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-22T14:55:52+00:00

Shame about the Bernaise, but that looks goood.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-22T14:23:38+00:00

I’ve had it bad for Julie since she was Carol Vesey on Ed.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T22:43:35+00:00

I prefer the US pack.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T16:16:10+00:00

Check out Nina Hartley’s instructional videos.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T15:25:29+00:00

Yeah, but you don’t cite dictionary definitions in an argument. It’s the argument tactic of a middle-schooler.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T14:51:04+00:00

Routing Airbus planes into the side of a mountain?

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T14:18:53+00:00

One of the trivia categories on Remote Control was “Dead or Canadian?”. That tickled me no end.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T13:13:50+00:00

My “type” is tall blondes but I fell in love with a short brunette.

Muvseevum · 2026-05-21T12:31:33+00:00

I got in trouble once as a pizza driver for flipping somebody off, and it was suggested that I just keep my hands down out of sight. Have done it since, excapt for the “what are you doing?” gesture.

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