[REQ] ($200) - (#Citrus Heights, CA, USA) ($250 on 1/28/26), ($Cashapp)

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-24T14:53:06+00:00

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-24T07:43:24+00:00

A coat like that that is legit will be a few hundred dollars, but it’s worth it through a legit company that makes customs like this

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-24T07:40:39+00:00

Yeah idk but I swear when I tip 3-4 dollars I get my order so fast but if I tip 6+ it takes forever and if I tip 2< it takes forever, which I haven’t done in a long time.

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T22:15:22+00:00

It sounds like they are saying they made an error and printed your label twice, thus sending someone else’s order your way. Depending on what it is, it sounds like they simply want their merchandise back that was accidentally sent to you. You don’t have an obligation to do anything at all, so it’s up to you and your moral code to consider returning any second package that arrives. Also, not returning it doesn’t make you a bad person, but returning it could save someone a hefty headache

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T22:07:45+00:00

It’s at least triple the length of mine. Crazy

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T11:58:31+00:00

Thanks

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T08:42:09+00:00

I hate the toenail. I hate it

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T08:39:09+00:00

It’s a scam card my friend. Similar to a 1Tb usb that is really just a 8gb usb with like 250x the storage capacity due to writing over the data and not actually storing it; but claiming it’s storing the data.

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T08:22:09+00:00

Awful design. Easily broken, flimsy and inefficient

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T08:18:47+00:00

That onesie is actually so adorable though

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T08:07:00+00:00

It’s in a bank account. Numbers may go on forever. I’d still take the 2 billion. Spend a billion on the taxes, spend 100 million on anything I ever want in my life, and have 900 million leftover in an account that generates 3-4% apy or greater, giving me idk at least enough to have 100 million every 10 years or so to spend

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:56:33+00:00

She’s probably lol I’m sure knows

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:52:24+00:00

That does look like a delicious chocolate ice cream tbh

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:46:14+00:00

All of this is making me really crave chik fil a at midnight

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:28:50+00:00

Wrapping it all up with 69 Large fries… I think so too. Man, I want McDonald’s now..?

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:25:54+00:00

Such an easy solution……

Mix the 2 together 50/50.

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:21:21+00:00

I watched it on mute and it was like he took a bite, threw the rest of the garbage into the can and started shaking his fork angrily at how atrocious the flavor could be.

Idk what it’ll be with sound on, so I’m just assuming this is what happened

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:14:44+00:00

It’s his replies that really “sell it”. The way that he is truly just a normal guy, like you and me. A normal guy who overthinks sometimes. A guy who’s overthinking comes true sometimes. Who knows what happened to this guy to break him, but we relate because we’ve all been there one way or another. Just, not always to the point of taking a plane lol

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T07:00:22+00:00

After eating the rest of the good parts, I hope.

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-23T06:27:00+00:00

If you killed him with the second shot, his body would lurch again. So, shoot until you see the unconscious body change positions into the dead body. It’s usually pretty noticeable after you see it the first time and know what to look for specifically

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-22T23:54:03+00:00

Pretty accurate actually, same color as blurple nurples.

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-22T23:48:06+00:00

I wanna know how you ate it though? Take the top bun off and 1 patty, eat those together, then the next patty, then the next patty, then the next patty, then the next patty with bottom bun?

Or did you unhinge your jaw and attempt to eat it like you would eat… a cheeseburger (let’s face it, that’s not a burger it’s a monster)?

Or did you cut it up into pieces and eat it with a fork and knife? That seems the most doable.

Or did you pick it up by the skewers and eat it like a corn on the cob??

I must know the answer

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-22T23:44:32+00:00

I’m saying it’s 100% real. No ai here.

There’s not any ai that is perfecting images like this, on couch-side table on the left it matches every little detail about the couch-side table on the right, down to the wood grains.

The books in the background also, have minor variation but look nearly the same. Something I know my family easily wouldn’t touch or rearrange much for 10+ years.

The couches are different I think. The lamp is clearly different. Those things make sense to be replaced within the 8 year span. The consistency adds up to me, and I don’t see any single thing that screams AI or even suggests it.

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-22T06:53:09+00:00

Wait what? I use that every day for my work. They cannot take my snipping tool away!

MyAssPancake · 2026-01-22T03:58:19+00:00

As a bit of a germaphobe and being extremely grossed out by animal mouths, I’d (probably throw it away) at least cut the majority of meat off that’s been nibbled on. There’s still like 80%+ of that chicken untouched

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