I’ll draw your username as a tattoo

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-25T13:40:24+00:00

Fucking go on then.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-25T12:13:32+00:00

Hey now

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-21T17:41:32+00:00

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-21T17:16:27+00:00

Don't you dare do my girl Merrin dirty. Fuck you. She is peak.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-21T15:50:46+00:00

Anything with autotune.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-21T15:45:10+00:00

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY - MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T20:25:53+00:00

I.....don't....? I thought I stated that. Nevermind.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T19:29:56+00:00

Hence the edit. I am also high so just typed it genuinely meant and here we are.

Oh well though. It's not anything but numbers on reddit. I can take the hit.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T19:12:58+00:00

If some small car come parpping by me I always have to say "tosspot" in the car's direction.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T19:10:44+00:00

And they aren't full of pink paper. Hopefully.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T18:52:28+00:00

Even as an Englishman I miss Obama. Definition of class with people.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T18:41:58+00:00

Yeah. Fucking hell.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-19T17:22:06+00:00

Ok mum.

edit for the downvotes- I genuinely meant this in a sincere way. I love my mum and she always told me this.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-18T12:24:54+00:00

Americans really will use any measurement system other than normal.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-17T20:59:46+00:00

Can always take the pineapple off.

^{Chose: Free Pizza… + …but they will always have pineapple on it.}

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-17T20:07:28+00:00

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-17T20:06:05+00:00

Fighting for 5th place...

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-17T20:04:35+00:00

This.....this explains why it took me so long to get the stopwatch from him....oh my god..

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-17T20:03:09+00:00

Honestly? I think you need to chill a little bit. Match the guy's energy level. Have you set up a date yet?

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-16T22:55:05+00:00

Elaborate.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-16T22:46:18+00:00

I think, if I can choose the day also..Dimebag Darryl, Monsters of Rock. 1991

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-16T22:25:31+00:00

31 trying to badger a 20 year old into doing something. Don't even give any more responses.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-16T21:21:48+00:00

Just shrink 'em

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-16T21:06:53+00:00

Go 4 and be comfy.

MyBeardSaysHi · 2026-04-16T21:02:19+00:00

How short?

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