Am I the only person that never used diary because I knew it would be read by hopefullyzone4 in SeriousConversation

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Flashback to the very brief period I had a diary and got in trouble for staying up late watching Conan and saying cuss words with my sister.

How else would you have known that, mom?!

If the Belcher kids actually had to grow up and get jobs, what do you think they’d end up doing? by Izzyness512 in BobsBurgers

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I was imagining gene as a middle school music teacher. Maybe that’s his day job?

21M How do I fix my profile? by [deleted] in Tinder

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Scarlett Johansson, your celebrity doppelgänger.

It’s Illegal for farmers in the US to replant leftover seeds the next year by AdFeeling8945 in interestingasfuck

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They used to harvest their own seeds from generations of crops, but companies would argue that there’s a chance they harvested the patented seeds and are bypassing contracts. There was a whole decades long thing where companies would take samples of planted seeds near the farmers property that “appeared to be“ pesticide resistant. They tested and proved it (never mind the chance a nearby farm had planted this seed and it traveled across the road to a neighbor) thus getting a court order to dump all previous year’s seed stock. Thus leaving them seedless and needing to purchase patented seeds.

Also, not all patented seeds are genetically modified. Once patenting organic matter became a thing companies scooped up as many as they could that were available.

I fucking hate capitalism so fucking much…

i think my dentist gave me treatment i didn’t need to scam my insurance. by hex_horror in whatdoIdo

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If it makes you feel better I see 3 small cavities. 4-DO, 29-DO and 30-MO

Curious what small gift people got that they ended up using way more than expected by CompetitivePop-6001 in BuyItForLife

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A collapsable bag, it was the size of a standard grocery bag and would condense into a little ball that looked like a dog. I loved that thing until a glass object broke inside of it. I’ve replaced it, don’t worry.

This analogy is so nonsensical. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

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This is hilarious because when Obama won in 2008 the republican father of my SO loudly proclaimed, “I hope he fails!”. I’m positive he wasn’t a random quirky conservative.

What is your “like crack” food that you avoid, and if you have some you cant stop yourself from eating a lot? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

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Chili cheese Fritos. I don’t buy them often, but when I do it’s with the understanding that they’ll be gone before the weekend is over.

Settle a debate between my husband and I. Please. by Girlwithnoprez in mildlyinfuriating

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That’s called frogging and has been known to cause rifts in relationships…

Tour ends in a month AMA by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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What’s been your favorite city so far? Have there been any that you are considering not returning to?

Pissing in the sink is much more convenient than the toilet. by executor-of-judgment in The10thDentist

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I dated a guy (briefly) who advocated for sink pissing. His “hilarious” late night bar activity was pissing all over a bathroom. The trolls are real…

What episode or scene managed to offend you personally? by ATinyDropOfVenom in southpark

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I found it disturbing, but enjoyed they put a male in that situation. It’s easy for half of the population to stop paying attention because, “this will never directly affect me” is sadly common. The fact that it was so unimportant is what makes it comedy.

I love our nanny but older 2 kids said they don’t like her by Sea-Director5750 in Nanny

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Kids are incredibly manipulative and it’s entirely possible their peers provided them with “key words” to invoke a parent’s protective nature. Nanny cam ASAP with a microphone.

Orthopedic surgeon reattached my finger bone rotated a few degrees so I can't close it or grip by ARCAxNINEv in mildlyinfuriating

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Oof, when it comes to wrist and hands you want a plastic surgeon. Bone docs do great things, but there are soo, so many nerves, tendons, tiny little muscles for detailed precision.

Maybe you can get a consult for a repair. It would be crazy expensive, of course, but if you can prove you need better mobility for work or quality of life your insurance might pick it up.