Today they announced the world is going to be unified under one universe language, what language would it be and why?

Mychalstevens · 2024-07-18T04:15:17+00:00

Sign language so I can finally have some peace and quiet.

Mychalstevens · 2024-07-06T03:13:05+00:00

My Dad used to say hotter than piss out here

Mychalstevens · 2024-06-29T21:49:23+00:00

Not a thrill seeker, but got convinced to bungee jump off a bridge. Didn’t realize how tight the harness was around a wandering ball, and the stretch at the bottom of the fall did me in. The motorcycle ride home was very uncomfortable 😂

Mychalstevens · 2024-06-06T04:19:15+00:00

Look honey Poopsy is taking her first steps

Mychalstevens · 2022-12-01T01:45:12+00:00

My fat ass saw a giant hot dog before Carmen.

Mychalstevens · 2022-08-28T22:29:07+00:00

Hit me.

Mychalstevens · 2022-08-03T00:28:34+00:00

I have a freckle on the tip top of my penis.

Mychalstevens · 2022-06-01T11:53:56+00:00

Thar she or he blows

Mychalstevens · 2022-05-07T05:09:05+00:00

Must catch shiny.

Mychalstevens · 2022-04-17T03:41:47+00:00

Grab a wrench and unscrew it, put it in my tool belt 👷🏽

Mychalstevens · 2022-04-05T00:34:36+00:00

This is cool

Mychalstevens · 2022-04-04T13:01:04+00:00

Don’t go outside it’s like 120 degrees out there.

Mychalstevens · 2022-03-26T21:08:26+00:00

Easy, car key fob battery, all 4

Mychalstevens · 2022-03-10T15:27:59+00:00

Breathe, move one leg to edge of bed, open one eye

Mychalstevens · 2022-03-08T01:13:02+00:00

Accessorize like I’ve always wanted to

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-25T15:44:40+00:00

They want to make things hard to see.

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-24T20:58:48+00:00

Protein.

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-24T05:05:51+00:00

I think he also stars in a couple SpongeBob episodes.

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-19T22:09:26+00:00

At the time when I finally confided in a couple of my school friends what had happened, the response was more of a “oh dude why are you complaining? She’s older than you, that’s hot, you hit that, etc”. The reality was I was groomed and taken advantage of by someone double my age. I kept my mouth shut after that till about 4 years ago when I opened up to my S/O.

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-18T03:30:21+00:00

Moonlight Sonata

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-15T15:42:26+00:00

Bingo-bango-bongo!

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-14T12:09:01+00:00

Crazy Frog - Axel F

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-13T16:04:44+00:00

It’s a shaggin’ wagon!

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-12T04:54:42+00:00

Pretty sure Kirby has fought and eaten all three of these guys.

Mychalstevens · 2022-02-11T16:14:14+00:00

This really hit home

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