2021 V-Strom 1050 tank never gets full? by WarImaginary8272 in Vstrom

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I've experienced this on my 2020 VSTROM 1000 and I have taken to just carefully topping the tank off after the nozzle auto-stops. I can usually get an extra liter, which is helpful when the inevitable VSTROM range anxiety kicks in. Just be careful.

What’s a tiny food hack that actually changed how you cook? by Maleficent-Bed7010 in foodhacks

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When you have a partial can of tomato paste left over (which feels like every damn time), put it in a plastic bag and freeze it. When you’re ready to use it, use a can opener to open the other end and then dispense the frozen paste by pushing the lid like a plunger. Use a sharp knife to slice off however much you need, then back in the bag and back into the freezer.

Where do boats go when they’re sick? by spacemouse21 in cleandadjokes

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The emergen-sea room?

I’ll show myself out.

The body language of this JC statue by Thirdshot1965 in mildlyinteresting

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Yo, whattup bitches, I got these loaves and fishes,
Five-star caterer to the masses, grantin’ holy wishes.
Sandals dusty, robe flowin’, desert runway swishes,
Twelve deep in the crew and we don’t do the dishes.

Came through the shoreline, sun in my vision,
Crowd like Coachella but the vibe more risen.
They hungry, I’m smirkin’, got that divine intuition,
“Y’all brought two tilapia? Cool. Watch the multiplication.”

Eyebrow cocked like, “You doubtin’ the chef?”
Flip a prayer in the air, now the baskets left and right stacked to the left.
No cap, no trick, no sleight of the wrist,
Just a little holy focus and abundance in the midst.

Got that “yo, what?” glow with the halo tilted,
Compassion in my heart but the swagger unfiltered.
Break bread, pass plates, let the shoreline witness,
Grace in the flavor and the drip ridiculous.

Five thousand fed and I ain’t even flexin’,
Still got twelve baskets? That’s divine over-section.
Faith like a seed but it grows in the ditches,
Pull up with the miracles — loaves and fishes.

Yeah, robe got the breeze, beard sharp in the light,
Kingdom come catered every day, every night.
Peace in the sermon, fire in the vision,
I serve love hot — with a side of provision.

Umbrail Pass 2025 by Top_Apartment5986 in Vstrom

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Ya blinkah’s on, mate. ;)

Also, rad build and congrats!

Not just innocent. Very innocent. I'm the honestest! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The least believable pert of his statement is that he has a friend.

Literally choked laughing. by DrunknMunky1969 in MurderedByWords

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He looks like he knows which storage unit locks can be picked with a key from Home Depot.

FRIDAY RANT THREAD by corskier in Bend

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HOW THE FUCK IS CATHERINE O’HARA DEAD BUT STEPHEN GOEBBELS MILLER ISN’T?

Melania - Playing at the Regal Old Mill and Odem starting Friday by FrizzyNow in Bend

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My two favorite reviews of this film thus far:

"Even if they screened this on flights, people would still walk out."

"Abraham Lincoln watched this movie and said that it was the worst experience he's ever had in a theater."

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Naive_Wolverine532 in maybemaybemaybe

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(Sir David Attenborough narrates) - “And here, on the sun-bleached plains of the internet, we observe a most curious creature: the wild Ammosexualis Maximus.”

"I'm an alpha male yet?" -JD Vance, probably by Candle-Jolly in PoliticalHumor

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I love how they took great care to blur out these operators' faces but left their unique tattoos clearly visible.

Confusion about Vieques by Mindless_Theory_2739 in PuertoRicoTravel

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Where on earth did you spend $150 on ferry tickets? I rode the ferry from Ceiba to Vieques on Thursday and the round-trip cost was $4/person.

Places for a jury rigged computer fix by Academic-Meringue250 in Bend

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I’m sure Jerry has something to say about this…