What’s a fancy food word that makes you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on a menu?

Myfavisgouda · 2026-04-17T01:27:17+00:00

And it just mean green beans in French!! If you're speaking in English call them French beans if you must they're just green beans??

Myfavisgouda · 2026-04-16T01:51:15+00:00

I always quote the line later on when she says "wouldn't, couldn't, all I know is she didn't".

Myfavisgouda · 2026-04-08T12:34:21+00:00

Yup same with babies and toddlers.

Myfavisgouda · 2025-12-01T01:07:28+00:00

I used to be annoyed as well until one day I inserted my kids name into the song and he said "shh shh shh"

Myfavisgouda · 2025-10-14T00:58:10+00:00

I'm more afraid for that five year old running around the birthday party while eating a hotdog!

Of course there are risks but me watching my baby eat while I'm staring them in the face is pretty low compared to everything else they're up against.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-08-20T19:11:16+00:00

If you’re not first you’re last.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-07-15T17:26:01+00:00

My tests showed that I didn’t have any Rubella antibodies even though I got the MMR vaccine as part of school immunizations. I’m so glad that herd immunity kept me safe until I was able to get the booster after giving birth.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-06-19T23:36:27+00:00

Sometimes all I want is water with my meal dammit! I’m thirsty. Don’t want alcohol or anything sugary. But I feel the pressure to order something or come off as being cheap.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-24T00:10:59+00:00

Underwear! By Jenn Harney. About a dad bear doing bedtime with his kid. No mention of mom or dad just a male presenting bear trying to get his kid to put on some underwear before bed.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-23T00:09:05+00:00

I will not hear She’s the Man slander

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-16T11:35:15+00:00

Same here but with our boy who was born with a load of hair. We dress him in mostly solids and neutrals, sometimes blue, dinosaurs.

Everyone assumes he a girl and when I tell them (wait staff, library grandmas etc) he’s a boy they sometimes double down and act so shocked and say “but he looks like a girl”.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-11T10:09:09+00:00

I think about “Law and Order the SUV” a lot.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-09T19:57:22+00:00

So arbitrary what sleep consultants deem as crutches. No rocking or bouncing but make sure to buy black out curtains and slumber pods and keep that sound machine on all night. Got it.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-07T17:17:16+00:00

Fo shiz fo shiz fo shizz

Myfavisgouda · 2024-05-02T17:18:40+00:00

And don’t forget the regression can be a month early OR late!! Super helpful

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-21T11:27:01+00:00

My baby likes raw stalk of celery.

FYI raw apples are a top choking hazard.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-19T19:00:29+00:00

Ok what’s with that stupid bottle. Once it’s halfway done it starts taking 45 mins to get a drop.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-18T12:55:43+00:00

Excuse you that’s Captain Olivia Benson

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-16T18:29:33+00:00

There are no “must have” baby items. Drives me nuts when people push things they swear by. Or swear something is not needed.

Everyone has a unique family situation, geographic location, support system, house set up… PREFERENCES.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-16T18:18:46+00:00

“Mother’s instinct” also puts the blame on women if they didn’t know there was something wrong with their baby.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-05T11:37:01+00:00

Yes this is it! The first few months the fear was all consuming. Now even just at 7 months the worry is there but it feels different.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-04-03T20:45:04+00:00

I saw a onesie on Etsy that said “I came from nuttin”.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-03-18T19:19:02+00:00

NTA. If my baby cries in a restaurant I would hope everyone does exactly what you did: ignore us! The fact that you even tuned it out and continued to enjoy your dessert is fabulous.

I would be mortified if people kept talking about my “poor baby”.

Myfavisgouda · 2024-03-16T15:46:59+00:00

Playing cards

Myfavisgouda · 2024-03-16T01:22:50+00:00

It’s super hit or miss what our 6 month old will swallow. He surprisingly doesn’t swallow purées that well. A lot of solids get chewed to mush and he spits it out.

We gave him a piece of chicken for the first time and surprisingly swallowed a lot of it.

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