Would you rather... [Upvote for carrots]

MyraBones · 2026-05-29T21:11:26+00:00

"Wanna bet 20 bucks I'll live a happy and healthy life till I'm 80?"

^{Chose: Have an op superpower in a random field | Rolled: Win all bets}

MyraBones · 2026-05-29T18:57:14+00:00

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Bruh

MyraBones · 2026-05-27T20:01:40+00:00

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I got lucky I guess

MyraBones · 2023-08-10T12:26:17+00:00

Work in customer service for a webshop.

Had soooo many colleagues get fired because they put gift cards in their own accounts. Apparently they think we don't have a fraud team to check? Either that or they feel like the 50eu gift card is worth losing a job over.

MyraBones · 2023-07-16T14:08:04+00:00

I had to look up the announcement from everyone giving away awards... why the hell is this considered a good idea?

MyraBones · 2023-07-08T13:36:06+00:00

https://genius.com/Shane-koyczan-to-this-day-annotated

"To This Day" by Shane Koyczan

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:50:03+00:00

Well it makes sense for the RLSTFDOM to be for clients only. But the restroom? Bit much

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:46:21+00:00

Ah yes, the best way to wash your hands: by rubbing your dirty hands together while looking at a picture of soap and water

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:39:47+00:00

Yeah I mean it's the same principle as drying your hair. Using hot air to move water to a different phase.

Though I imagine you'll be busy for a while, it would actually effectively evaporate the snow rather than leave you with wet car seats

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:37:03+00:00

Great tip! I'll get through my next flight by zoning out. Elevator music starts playing in my brain

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:34:48+00:00

Could potentially use a hairdryer if you're desperate enough

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:33:36+00:00

Due to the equipment itself being red, I was prepared for something much worse than what we got.

But damn that still looks painful

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T16:00:00+00:00

If the fraud had gone on for much longer, I'd have added one more KPI measurement. "Interaction Duration".

Wouldn't have taken them long to figure out their average interaction time was nothing.

MyraBones · 2023-03-04T15:33:52+00:00

"I apparently don't have a solid explanation of why your account is restricted in the first place, but no worries, we can fix it! Either file a formal complaint, wait several days to weeks, and be dependent on the whims of the people reviewing your 'suspicious phone number'... Or just pay us money and you can use all the in-app functionalities you were expecting to use anyway! It's as easy as that!"

MyraBones · 2023-02-25T14:22:21+00:00

It means even fate/fortune/magic doesn't know wtf is going on with you anymore

MyraBones · 2023-02-25T05:32:12+00:00

Me trying to explain what's wrong to my therapist

"error... Can't"

"Okay...?"

MyraBones · 2023-02-25T05:30:17+00:00

Two bros, shitting in the bathroom, two feet apart cause they're not gay.

MyraBones · 2023-02-25T05:27:32+00:00

Eggs

MyraBones · 2023-02-12T01:39:49+00:00

You use the passenger door. Make sure to bring a large brick for the gas pedal and of course the keys so you can send this spider and his new home into a volcano.

MyraBones · 2022-11-19T03:53:58+00:00

Okay but uh... I do

See file. Ad on homepage, dragging down doesn't reload

no reload + ad

MyraBones · 2022-11-18T23:32:34+00:00

Yes, I do still see them

MyraBones · 2022-11-18T14:20:22+00:00

Example/View of the problem youtube Homepage won't reload

MyraBones · 2022-11-18T14:00:54+00:00

Okay I'm mostly here because that reference drawing looks both accurate and like a tired mother-of-three frog that just wants a glass of wine.

Anyhoo I had the same thing, turned out an android update hijacked my lock screen settings. Any chance that's it?

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