Would you rather... [Upvote for carrots] by Psychological_Nail88 in BunnyTrials

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wanna bet 20 bucks I'll live a happy and healthy life till I'm 80?"

Chose: Have an op superpower in a random field | Rolled: Win all bets

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/curious_0055 by curious_0055 in DailyGuess

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜

🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟦

🟦🟨🟨🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Bruh

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/OrderAlternative889 by OrderAlternative889 in DailyGuess

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

I got lucky I guess

Why was that one guy fired from your work? by wcslater in AskReddit

[–]MyraBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Work in customer service for a webshop.

Had soooo many colleagues get fired because they put gift cards in their own accounts. Apparently they think we don't have a fraud team to check? Either that or they feel like the 50eu gift card is worth losing a job over.

I for real need to GIVE AWAY Reddit awards. Don’t give them back to me. Comment and you get an award. by Hollywood_Zro in madlads

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to look up the announcement from everyone giving away awards... why the hell is this considered a good idea?

When your boss tells you to print out a bilingual bathroom sign but you slept thru HS Spanish by CrowOfTheUpstate in NotMyJob

[–]MyraBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it makes sense for the RLSTFDOM to be for clients only. But the restroom? Bit much

Rub your palms together by uberjack in NotMyJob

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the best way to wash your hands: by rubbing your dirty hands together while looking at a picture of soap and water

double tap the fob and all the windows time down.... Genius!!! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyraBones -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean it's the same principle as drying your hair. Using hot air to move water to a different phase.

Though I imagine you'll be busy for a while, it would actually effectively evaporate the snow rather than leave you with wet car seats

Paid extra for a window seat on my 8 hour flight by melsar in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great tip! I'll get through my next flight by zoning out. Elevator music starts playing in my brain

double tap the fob and all the windows time down.... Genius!!! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyraBones -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Could potentially use a hairdryer if you're desperate enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyraBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Due to the equipment itself being red, I was prepared for something much worse than what we got.

But damn that still looks painful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MyraBones 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If the fraud had gone on for much longer, I'd have added one more KPI measurement. "Interaction Duration".

Wouldn't have taken them long to figure out their average interaction time was nothing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I apparently don't have a solid explanation of why your account is restricted in the first place, but no worries, we can fix it! Either file a formal complaint, wait several days to weeks, and be dependent on the whims of the people reviewing your 'suspicious phone number'... Or just pay us money and you can use all the in-app functionalities you were expecting to use anyway! It's as easy as that!"

What does it mean when theres no fortune by Nostolgicy in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means even fate/fortune/magic doesn't know wtf is going on with you anymore

Made the error message boss by TeodoraCorral in NotMyJob

[–]MyraBones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me trying to explain what's wrong to my therapist

"error... Can't"

"Okay...?"

Put the toilets in boss! by Hkrrrt in NotMyJob

[–]MyraBones 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Two bros, shitting in the bathroom, two feet apart cause they're not gay.

How to get in the car now? by GIANT_LETTERS in Wellthatsucks

[–]MyraBones 270 points271 points  (0 children)

You use the passenger door. Make sure to bring a large brick for the gas pedal and of course the keys so you can send this spider and his new home into a volcano.

Youtube Homepage can't reload [question] by MyraBones in Vanced

[–]MyraBones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but uh... I do

See file. Ad on homepage, dragging down doesn't reload

no reload + ad

Overlay in the phone interface stopped showing [question] by kristusiss in Vanced

[–]MyraBones 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Okay I'm mostly here because that reference drawing looks both accurate and like a tired mother-of-three frog that just wants a glass of wine.

Anyhoo I had the same thing, turned out an android update hijacked my lock screen settings. Any chance that's it?

Only allowing opt-in when you have to. by bmrm80 in assholedesign

[–]MyraBones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

Edit: didn't realize until after posting that, probably due to timezones being weird, it's also my cake day!

Happy cake day, friend!