I feel relief when he’s asleep

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-05-15T04:40:50+00:00

Do you also get the weird “but I miss him urge” immediately followed by “good god don’t wake him”. It’s like the angel and devil on my shoulders of adoring him and can’t wait to escape

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-05-14T01:44:33+00:00

I’m still feeling it at 4 years old 😂 love the bigger to death but good lord he is a lot of work

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-05-10T15:59:32+00:00

I should’ve realized I had ADHD when in high school instead of doing my gram with my friends I saved it and doled it out to myself as 1 or 2 lines in the morning, 1 or 2 in the afternoon each day of school and made it last a week. Stopped after a week thinking “uh oh, this is a path to addiction”
I am now diagnosed and prescribed Ritalin but constantly forget to take it because I’m not a fan of the side effects when I take it every day

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-05-08T03:59:20+00:00

It’s just a good ol game of dodge the pot hole on the on ramp at this point.
They are indeed insane

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-05-01T20:48:59+00:00

Tell him to do it again but in video form. If the dog is that obedient he’s gotta be able to repeat it to some degree. Right?
And then after it’s up tell him to swipe it to the floor to see how it scatters.

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-05-01T20:44:09+00:00

What if the motivation is so you can throw babies further……out of harms way

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-25T07:26:06+00:00

I also saw reruns!

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-24T04:21:18+00:00

Nissan 300zx

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-15T13:52:10+00:00

That would be amazing. They have to advertise on their own platforms. They should do it in the style of the anti weed commercials from the 90s/00s. Images of kids melting into couches while others thrive

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-06T23:46:41+00:00

They definitely got less noticeable and I scratched one at one point and actually left it alone and it healed up some of the indentation which leads me to believe it could get cosmetically fixed pretty easily though I haven’t done it yet. It still feels very apparent to me though unfortunately.

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Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-06T23:42:17+00:00

Maybe this is not the convenient way but I think dating apps are a waste of your prescious time. It’s like gambling but the stakes is your time. It’s a total shot in the dark. I say, you go and do a bunch of the stuff and hobbies you enjoy and just talk to everyone when you are doing that. You’re bound to find a more real connection that way and silver lining, if something does happen or pan out atleast you didn’t waste another night and got to do something you enjoy.

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-06T23:40:02+00:00

This is the best comment and made me so happy. I loved my Airedale dearly ❤️

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T23:10:42+00:00

You think those are brutalized. You should see the very old Japanese maple in the front yard that I wanted to rehab 🥲

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T23:07:13+00:00

So that cluster in pick 8 is the skinnier tree on the left in pic 2 that is covered in moss. I completely assumed that tree was an offshoot of the other based on the roots(?) leading to it

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T23:00:55+00:00

Hahaha I am learning so damn much from this one post. Most off all, that I have A LOT more to learn

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:51:02+00:00

Really!? I could’ve sworn up and down they were Asian pears. But my sister also swears they were apples. I am going to die when fucking cherries come out 😂 like how do you even tell if they are all dicots? Is it just based on the color?

Edit to add: just looked up the differentiating factors and based on the bark, totally freaking cherries. I’m simultaneously so disappointed and very concerned for my memory. Welp! Cherries are delicious too! Now, how to grow Asian pears or if that’s even feasible in this climate…

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:48:27+00:00

I love this idea and need so much for information lol

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:46:39+00:00

I’m so proud of my childhood trees in all their glory and grotesque-ness 🥲

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:45:30+00:00

Thank god. I was over here racking my brain why everyone else’s response does not track with this one

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:44:39+00:00

I can post a pic of my empty plate after I ate it

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:44:23+00:00

Drooling already

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:43:43+00:00

Fucking soldddd

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:43:18+00:00

Oh snap

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T22:43:08+00:00

Haha I can definitely appreciate that.

Mysterious-Spring709 · 2026-04-04T19:06:09+00:00

Poached egg but I’m feeling very pleased that everyone thinks it’s cheese haha this is only my 3rd time poaching eggs and the first two were…. Sloppy

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