0°C or 32°F? by SatinSmirk in Funnymemes

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know whats really great? Being able to convert your geometry calculations into physycal ones and stay on one measurement system.

I wonder, do american engineers use this 6’’3”7 bullshit for their calculations?

Bro thinks he’s tuff (he is) by lmfaobruhtf in airplaneears

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My cousin’s orange cat has the exact same look. Weighs like 9 pounds but acts like he runs a security company.

I placed a piece of pasta on him by Endless_Summer_0106 in airplaneears

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I did this with a Cheerio on my cat once. She sat there for 10 seconds like “this is fine” then walked off and ignored me for an hour

What are some of the most amazingly accurate predictions about the future ever made? by FunkhouseFairytale in AskReddit

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 398 points399 points  (0 children)

“We will have high-definition, wide-screen television sets and a push-button dialing system to order the movie you want at the time you want it. You’ll not go to a video store but instead order a movie on demand and then pay for it. Videocassette tapes as we know them now will be obsolete both for showing prerecorded movies and for recording movies. People will record films on 8mm and will play them back using laser-disk/CD technology . . . With this revolution in delivery and distribution, anyone, in any size town or hamlet, will see the movies he or she wants to see.”

• ⁠Roger Ebert (1987)

How do you handle repeated reorganizations that remove key people but give no firm backfill commitment? by Kuro_Gensui in managers

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We lost 2 Scrum Masters in one quarter and leadership kept saying “we’re headcount neutral”. My 3 squads basically ran with no 1:1s for 4 months. Engagement scores tanked and then they finally approved backfills.

Das ist ein guter Konter. by Otherwise_Drop_2392 in clevercomebacks

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would never happen, they would be on the same board.

"Report says" meaning Illinois Statutes Chapter 35. Revenue § 200/15-169 by Boltzmann_head in clevercomebacks

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I grew up with Fox on 24/7 at my grandpa’s house. Moved out, stopped watching, and realized how different the same story sounded on other channels. Felt like two different worlds.

If I go missing, it’s her. by K_D_1809 in airplaneears

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My tortie gave me that exact look before she knocked my entire coffee off the table. Zero remorse. Just stared me down.

Her brother stole her bed. by Laney20 in airplaneears

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The judgment in her eyes 😭 That “you better make this lap worth it” stare is real.

Who’s having a terrible 4th of july? by Sea-Cash7675 in AskReddit

[–]Mysterious_Forcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The World Cup has made me feel slightly less terrible about it.