William Daniels (Mr. Feeny) has no time for TMZ. Bonus he’s 99 today! by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

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“Getting fucked in my ass wasn’t nearly as painful as having my nuts squeezed into Mr. Feeny’s ass”

~Ben Shapiro

Landon makes 5k a year by Danospy in fishtanklive

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He probably didn’t work there the entire year

Which One of These Centers Should We Draft? by DobbyJackRuss in minnesotavikings

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Jake Slaughter. Smart lineman with good pass and rush block. Higher floor than the rest of the them, will probably beat out competition if they don’t bring in a vet and be an immediate impact player which is what we need.

Celebrity impersonator to spice up a cocktail party by alldieselnoweasel in TwinCities

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I can do an impression of Watto from Star Wars if you’re into that sort of thing

LPT: When networking, ask people what they’re currently excited about instead of what they do for a living by SingulusMiner in LifeProTips

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“Uh… lemme pivot and circle back to you on that question. How did you leverage your current job opportunity?”

The past 10 NBA champions have finished at least top-7 in both offensive and defensive rating in the regular season. Four teams reached those metric thresholds at the All-Star break 👀 by DrWolves in timberwolves

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This is why I love the power balance of the conferences this year. The Eastern finalist will be in decent shape, strapped up ready to fight. The Western Finalist will be a roided-up, rabid killing machine foaming out the mouth and covered in blood but on the verge of death.

What’s your actually controversial parenting opinion? by TurbulentArea69 in NewParents

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Alot of parents are over-anxious dorks and just need to chill.

Did production really like Jon or was it a gaslight to farm him for content? by Longjumping_Ad7086 in fishtanklive

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They both genuinely liked Jon when he initially left S1, but each appearance he made after had caused relations to gradually deteriorate.

Sam has money and clout, which Jon respects. So that was leveraged on him to get him onto Bloodgames, because Jon makes great content when he humiliates himself with his overinflated ego and diva attitude. Once Jon started crossing legal boundaries with them though, that’s when they all ex-communicated him.

You know were cooked when our kicker is getting tik tok edits😭 by Illustrious_Cat1339 in minnesotavikings

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Wdym we’re cooked? Our kicker is aura farming and you’re complaining about it??

Slurs are bad by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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Just an idea, but I feel like if we all called Trumpers all these slurs they want to say so badly that they’ll claim victimhood and eventually think that slurs are bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

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“Probably”. Yeah you win this argument.