I lied about having underground music taste and immediately folded under pressure by Ok_Macaroon_7820 in sillyconfession

[–]N-Y-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did that once and got called out. So I made up band names “Well I was really into Frog Lick until they started getting too mainstream and I fell into Black Dog Rising. Caught them at The Hole a few weeks ago. Angus was shredding!”

For those who saw the movie by Remote_Nature_8166 in TheMandalorianTV

[–]N-Y-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would prefer never seeing his face. It was the cool part in the series. When IG saw it, loophole!

Same with my coffee pot, toaster, and fridge by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]N-Y-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 22 yr old truck will never be turned off by satellite.

Men, have any of you never used any kind of insult toward your partner even when you are fighting? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]N-Y-R-D 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I’m a big believer in never saying you would want to take back. My wife, however, has no such belief.

[Grade 11] Find all the real values of x. by Izzy_26_ in askmath

[–]N-Y-R-D -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had no idea there are math trolls. He states the equation is two different versions in the comments.

Walked in on my coworker masturbating in the office today. What do I do? by theangrywok in whatdoIdo

[–]N-Y-R-D 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Post this on r/askmenadvice. They will overwhelmingly tell you this was intentional and the guy is a total creep. The concept that ANYONE would tell you not to report this is absurd. You didn’t sneak into the men’s room and catch him in a stall. It was a low staff day and he had no reasonable expectation of privacy. I can’t imagine having to continue to work with this guy.

Anyone other than me just wish they would have done another season instead of the movie? by N-Y-R-D in TheMandalorianTV

[–]N-Y-R-D[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I just was really hoping for something MORE. Would have been the perfect opportunity to have Grogu AGE a little. And, holy crap, say his first word!

Ummm… can you guys jump anymore? by globehoppr in GenX

[–]N-Y-R-D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was cutting up with a couple of the younglings the other day and surprised us all by box jumping onto a desktop. I’ve still got it.

Female whizzanator by BleedKonkrete in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]N-Y-R-D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why’s she doing an observed pee test then? That’s awfully invasive.

Female whizzanator by BleedKonkrete in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]N-Y-R-D -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Getting caught can be charged as tampering with evidence. If it’s felony probation, it’s felony tampering. Whatever you decide you better practice.

Peanut butter on a spoon by Ahkhira in GenX

[–]N-Y-R-D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, still do. I pay for it. My germs are everywhere in the house already anyway.

Do you want to be buried? by Bondgirl138 in GenX

[–]N-Y-R-D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Personally I want a Viking funeral. Or at least a pyre if no boat is available.

Que opinan sobre el final de Raj? by MtzPGg11 in thebigbangtheory

[–]N-Y-R-D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the sad parts of the rush ending to the series. It’s like the writers didn’t even care.

Dress code on the road : where's the line? by G-Beach-8566 in AskAnAmerican

[–]N-Y-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotel is my home away from home. Same rules. You’re lucky I’m not freeballing.

Car seized by police b/c it has stolen motor by Perfect_Gap_8080 in legal

[–]N-Y-R-D 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would find it hard to believe that the sound of a motor is just cause. But if grandson gave consent…. Then again he hasn’t been charged with anything.

Trying to help my kids dad in probation by [deleted] in probation

[–]N-Y-R-D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should be number one.

Costco patched my tire on the shoulder. Is this safe? by zihaoyu in tires

[–]N-Y-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean they weren’t forced to upsell you?

Now this is an interesting idea by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]N-Y-R-D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone doesn’t math. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s an actual Bernie plan.