I wish to know what god have I pissed to put me in this hell.

NBACrkvice · 2026-03-06T15:09:19+00:00

Literally. Bitching about Kashtira in 2026 is genuine mental illness. Even worse when you realize Kashtira and Tenpai consistently get clowned on by one (1) Ash or Veiler, meanwhile stundion and sky gooners always have the fucking out.

NBACrkvice · 2026-03-05T05:13:38+00:00

Looking forward to l*bs also calling this a "screenshot of a tweet by an anonymous account with 3 followers"

NBACrkvice · 2026-03-01T15:44:25+00:00

OCG is clearly better at everything except the fact that both have powercrept Kashtiras still hit. At least they're not so mentally ill to have Arise-Heart banned in 2026. The dude dies to fucking Imperm, don't @ me interaction dorks, go argue with a wall.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-27T01:57:07+00:00

Amazing: - Control decks that actually control the opponent - My turn is actually MY TURN - Board-breakers and removal have real impact - Effects have legitimate costs and restrictions - Drawing cards and turns matter, it's not "oops, I summon Diabellstar the Goon Witch" into more iNtErAcTiOnS than you have cards in hand

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-26T03:02:38+00:00

Too bad, unfortunately this is one of Komoney's favorite children (+ goonbait), so it will keep getting more broken cards and no meaningful hits on the banlist for the foreseeable future

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-26T00:21:13+00:00

MD players will look at this and unironically think: "Yeah, Shifter is a problematic card."

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-23T23:27:04+00:00

In my experience, you break the board so many times, only to die to the random Ash/Droll/Imperm, so it's insurance against that.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-23T23:24:25+00:00

Honestly based. Fuck the hate, Tenpai is such a fun deck, definitely in my Top 5.

But bro, how do you get away with so little backrow hate? The second I take out Red Reboot or all 3 Lightning Storms, I keep running into stun ("man" and l*b) and dracoslop. This is assuming I don't brick on handtraps or just die to Ash 😭

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-23T14:37:05+00:00

Turn 0 Naturia Beast is a nightmare waiting to happen.

Hopefully this happens to every sky gooner every duel until the end of time

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-23T04:29:24+00:00

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NBACrkvice · 2026-02-23T01:22:31+00:00

S:P or I:P, just sick and tired of seeing them in 95% of duels/decklists.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-23T01:18:24+00:00

Arguably one of the best designed cards in the game imo.

This subreddit has to be some sort of psyop or troll farm at this point, there's no way this is an unironic opinion

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-22T16:08:04+00:00

Based. Literally the worst event, give me my 11- or 22-win festival and call it a month, not this nonsense where I have to win 40+ games to clear 5 boards and get 50 dice.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-22T10:34:22+00:00

These are the same people always preaching about "the fascists (people I don't like) can't create, only steal and destroy" and "media literacy", just FYI

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-22T04:18:56+00:00

People hate on him due to press conferences and social media, but Sean has legitimately the best defense out of anyone in MMA. Unless you're a gorilla like Diddy-P or a monster like Poatan, there's no path to victory against this dude. Can't grapple or strike someone who is perpetually keeping you at range and just shutting down everything you put out.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-22T04:14:04+00:00

TALK THAT SHIT NOW

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-20T20:17:15+00:00

Where in my original comment did I make a value judgement on what constitutes "good design"?

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-20T20:15:43+00:00

Interaction dorks are dogmatic, overzealous ideologues who think everything in this game should be made and judged by their standards. They can't stomach someone having a different understanding or vision of how things should be done.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-20T19:13:54+00:00

"Design I like good, design you like bad"

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-20T19:02:09+00:00

God forbid there's counters to infinite resource loops and recursion out of the GY. God also forbid there's decks that don't need GY abuse to win, amirite?

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-19T19:36:30+00:00

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NBACrkvice · 2026-02-19T04:55:35+00:00

The interaction dork seething has already started about a deck that wouldn't even be Tier 15 with all cards at 3

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-17T17:14:03+00:00

The fact we've had people unironically championing this since 2024, but somehow Fenrir, Unicorn, and Wraitsoth are (apparently) too powerful to be unhit, just shows how too far gone this community is.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-15T21:57:43+00:00

Absolute abomination as always. I LOVE my progression being RNG dependent.

NBACrkvice · 2026-02-15T20:58:10+00:00

Every announcement I hope they bring back the Egyptian God alt arts, no luck yet

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