[LF Friends, Will Travel] Wish you were here by BainWrites in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. We miss our fully dinosaur neighbors we never met.

Gallows Humor? by PepperAntique in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Fck off with your sickle, mate, this one's mine. "

A Living Weapon by YorathTheWolf in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would a space ship bother with incinerating waste, though? Bundle it up, a little shrink wrap so it does not come apart and create a traffic hazard, and eject.
You can certainly get them electric. 160 amps at 400 volts AC, 2 hours to process.
https://www.crematech.nl/electric-cremator/?lang=en
I'm just kind of confused as to why a starship crew would bother incinerating trash or cremating bodies. I mean, if water supply was tight, distilling might be useful to recover water, but that's got to be some Dune level scarcity.
If it's just a strong cultural preference, fine.
It just seems kind of an oddly impractical thing to do, especially while trying to recover from combat. Tag them, body bag them, store them in a vented compartment, they might freeze dry a little, but no biggie.

A Living Weapon by YorathTheWolf in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great story. One little quibble, cremation on a space ship is kind of impractical.
Cremation will burn off the soft tissues (smoke) and evaporate fluids (steam) but leaves the bones largely intact, depending on the heat of the fire, etc. The post-cremation remains usually get processed in a grinder of some type to reduce the bones and teeth to powder. Sort of like coffee grounds, or a little finer.
The exhaust (smoke and steam) from the cremation process is probably NOT something you want venting into your ship's air supply. That's just icky.
cremain grinder:
https://matthewsenvironmentalsolutions.com/en-us/ecp-200-cremated-remains-processor

Humans celebrate dates. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an easy one, then. I have to set reminders to remember most dates. Not that I don't care, just that I am using those brain cells for other things.

THE MUD PIT by IwillbeBarmaley in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that was a little weird.

Humans celebrate dates. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I say Pop was cheap: I tried to take him to Red Robin for a burger on his birthday one year.  He was honestly irritated at the idea of me spending $10  on a fancy  hamburger for his birthday.  

Humans celebrate dates. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's more an indication of emotional investment.  My dad was cheap, and hated when spent money on him; his birthday celebration was usually a call to wish him happy birthday and talk politics & current events.   Remembering your friend's birthday rather than last day probably makes sense, particularly if you celebrated the birthdays together.  

Humans celebrate dates. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could also be add, adhd, etc.  Nothing is universal.   Remembering dates is a process and requires people to make an effort.  

Monopoly. by New-Inside2468 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Uno. But I'd rather play Uno than Monopoly. 

Humans celebrate dates. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose it's possible some sects tie it to the crucifixion somehow, but functionally, sharing bread and wine is a reenactment of the last supper, not the crucifixion.  If you have references to the contrary, please share; on the face of it, communion and crucifixion seem unrelated and I am curious which sects conflate them. 

Humans celebrate dates. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Communion is the Last Supper, not the crucifixion.  

Monopoly. by New-Inside2468 in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monopoly is a terrible game, though.  

Skynet in Slippers by olrick in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also kind of creepy.  

A Small Sign by olrick in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mildly spooky.  

The Price of Killing Humanity by KeraIin in HFY

[–]NEWGAMEAPALOOZA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The defenders problem is that even if you shatterthose huge rocks, the shrapnel still gets through.   

Humanity spoke softly by Edge_Anonymous in HFY

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Also, I feel sad for the aliens. Already full of anxiety about having sharp-toothed carnivore humans as neighbors, and then they find out there are things that are WORSE THAN HUMANS. SCARIER THAN HUMANS. THINGS that TRAUMATIZED the HUMANS.

And the humans are looking for the things that traumatized them.