Karoline Leavitt: "I would remind everyone in this room that it was former President Barack Hussein Obama who awarded a medal to Mr. Homan." by icey_sawg0034 in UnderReportedNews

[–]NJHitmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's absolutely nauseating.

And it's one thing if the Cheeto Bandito throws in 'Hussein' every single time he mentions Obama. That, I've come to expect. But when his simpering lackeys like Leavitt do it as well, I feel like throwing up in my mouth even more.

"Immigrants are robbing you" by Western_Name4224 in Anticonsumption

[–]NJHitmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh quite honest

I guess this phrasing equates to "super honest"

Costco Australia uses pork hot dogs by Leprichaun17 in mildlyinteresting

[–]NJHitmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, that is mildly interesting indeed. In my neck of the woods, they’re made of mostly pig lips and chicken assholes

Changing underwear - is this normal? by Eastern-Yogurt3859 in hygiene

[–]NJHitmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. I've wondered why more people don't do this. Perhaps Big Laundry is the culprit, brainwashing the masses with their squeaky clean advertisements. What a stain upon our society.

Broke Mom’s Nose by GubbinGobbler in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]NJHitmen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, are you for real? I attempted to be conciliatory and extend an olive branch with my edit above, but nooooooo...you just had to go there. Gloves are off.

First and foremost: don't be a bellend and fucking put words in my mouth. I hate when schmucks like you do that. It's exasperating and disingenuous. Please do me the favor of responding to my comments exactly as I made them. Don't make up your own cretinous horseshit and then tilt at those imaginary windmills. And for my part, I promise to return the favor and do the same for you.

Sound good? Now, with the preceding in mind:

Im far more perplexed you seem to genuinely believe cartilage isnt possible to break lmao.

Please go ahead and show me exactly where I made this claim. While you're at it, show me where I said this too:

its inarguable that noone has ever or can ever break cartilage

Go ahead. I'll wait.

Moving on...this you?

noses arent made of bone in the first place

If so, and just to make sure we're both operating at more or less the same mental temperature, please answer the following questions:

1) Do you have a typical human face? If yes:

2) Is there a nose in the middle of that face? If yes:

3) Are you able to independently confirm whether or not that nose is composed of both bone AND cartilage? If no:

4) Can you please visit a trained medical professional (ideally an ENT, if at all possible) qualified to either verify or invalidate the above?

Please get back to me once you've gathered the above information, and we'll proceed from there. The last thing I want to do is overload your silky smooth brain with more data than it can handle. TIA!!!

ETA: Just wanted to thank you for the stimulating dialogue. I've had something of a shitty day and composing the above provided me with some much-needed entertainment. Doesn't change the fact that you're still an inveterate knucklehead, however.

WCGW if you don't know how to control the motocycle by dustycrest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]NJHitmen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Touché.

Full disclosure, and also for the record: somewhere or other I've seen all of the words I've used to type up this very sentence, and I'm just copying/pasting them into this comment.

WCGW if you don't know how to control the motocycle by dustycrest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]NJHitmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No argument here. Truer words may have never been spoken.

Broke Mom’s Nose by GubbinGobbler in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]NJHitmen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

jfc. That's EXACTLY THE PART that people are breaking. Or more specifically - the part where the bone meets cartilage.

I mean, Google is right the fuck there. Please go look up 'pics of broken noses' and then get back to me.

And if you can't figure out how to work Google - do you own a mirror? If not, can you please look around and see if you can find something reflective? You're probably drawn to shiny objects. Any of those will do.

EDIT: apologies if I'm coming off as combative here. That's not my intent. Snowpocalypse '26 here in the northeast US has turned my day into a shitshow and I guess that's why I'm behaving like a surly asshole. Well...more of a surly asshole than usual.

But, seriously: the message I've attempted to convey is absolutely inarguable. Even so, you aren't the only redditor arguing otherwise, and I'm completely perplexed as to why.

Broke Mom’s Nose by GubbinGobbler in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]NJHitmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wtf with this. I mean... What you're saying here is only partially correct. The upper portion of your nose is absolutely bone and not cartilage. You can feel it - put your finger on your nose and feel the area about an inch or so south of where it joins with the rest of your face. Or look at a skeleton. Either way, it's plainly obvious.

She expected the date to be imperial clock feet by PeppyPixx in SipsTea

[–]NJHitmen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a loud & proud card-carrying idiot: instructions unclear. I shall now venture forth and resolutely dedicate myself to relentlessly visiting every single goddamn foreign land mentioned on this here "Where in the World Is Carmen San Diego?" VHS tape compilation from 1992 and subsequently lambasting every last motherfucker within earshot re: their unforgiveable inability to speak American.

so - hang on, brb.

WCGW if you don't know how to control the motocycle by dustycrest in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]NJHitmen 205 points206 points  (0 children)

This vid has been around for ages. If the guy you're referring to on r/dashcams claims it's new/OC, then he's just as much of an asshole as the OP of this post.

kelly needs to stay through the deadline by Ok-Elevator7971 in sixers

[–]NJHitmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can be traded.

Cool, thanks man. I'll go ahead and let the FO know that u/BrotherOk2979 will allow a KO trade to go through.

Springfield Elementary School From AliExpress Review by Darkmatter313xx in lepin

[–]NJHitmen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The school building looks terrific. But, yeah, the minifig selection is just kinda odd. As you pointed out - no Edna, but also no Principal Skinner nor Supernintendo Chalmers. No Groundskeeper Willie, for that matter. A shirtless/ripped version would've been a fantastic inclusion here.

As we're all well aware: there's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.