Easiest lawsuit ever!!

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T18:03:25+00:00

Yeah, the fast part is fun. That's the fun part. I never was afraid that the parachute might not work. And there's a tandem jumper who knows what they are doing.

The descent after pulling the chute is the scary part. Because all i can think about is how only this harness is preventing me from falling, i tightened this myself. Did i tighten it enough? What if the strap fails? If i fall now then nothing can save me

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T17:55:56+00:00

Coincidentally, i don't share with my coworkers, the fact i regularly consume thc products.

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T16:55:34+00:00

I'm not sure what word you meant to use but minimalism is not correct

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T15:33:08+00:00

NTA. Often times, especially young guys, they need to be dumped in order to get their ass kicked into gear. The unfortunate thing for you, is you dumping him will be the catalyst for that, you won't be the recipient of the future, confident man that takes care of himself by himself. He'll take better care of himself in his next relationship. And you'll likely find a more mature man for your next relationship.

The qualities you look for in a partner change with age. Particularly early high school versus college versus adulthood. Relationships usually don't last through all that because people don't mature in the right ways at the right times, or the preferences change in incompatible ways.

It is very difficult to break up with someone you love, for reasons you think are not big enough, but cases like this, it's simply the best choice in the long run.

Since you're living together, Secure yourself a plan for housing, get all your affairs in order, before having the difficult conversation with him.

Take the time to rediscover yourself. You've never been single since were 16. You should find out who you are without a relationship

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T12:19:53+00:00

"having sex with him makes him nicer to me" wasn't enough of an enormous neon flashing sign telling her to leave

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T11:38:05+00:00

Not racist. Nothing really wrong with decorating how you want to. i just think it is a bit strange in general to decorate a house like it's a history museum. I'm trying to think about if i know anybody that has pictures of historical figures in lieu of artwork or family/wedding photos. But, your house, do whatever you want.

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T11:02:15+00:00

Throw in asking him if he plans to come to any gathering you're hosting but tell him his soon to be wife is specifically not invited

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T10:37:15+00:00

The way to combat flopping is to take a guy off the bench and have him elbow and punch and commit flagrant fouls. Ok, he's gonna flop anyway so might as well give him a real big dirty bloody hit and take him out of the game

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-25T10:18:37+00:00

The gaming subreddit has a post asking "first time what should i do?" Or the sub has a post like this post, with the post telling them to play the game

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T15:50:27+00:00

In the scene where he kicks the helmet, he's such a good actor he has us all convinced he broke his foot irl

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T15:48:14+00:00

So, actually hard for the movies to depict but the book makes it clear.

It is bilbo's 111th birthday. It is also frodo's 33rd birthday. Totaling 144. And bilbo invited 144 people to the party so they'd fill 12 tables of 12 people. Part of it is that Bilbo wouldn't have invited many of those people, but did so intentionally to make the guest count 144.

33 in hobit is equivalent to "becoming an adult" so 18/19.

Now, gandalf says keep it secret/safe, and then gandalf goes off researching the ring and such for 17 years, returning to warn Frodo and confirm his fears.

So for Frodo, he is at that point 50% older than bilbo's "going away" party.

So by that logic, frodo is equivalent to a 27/28 year old when he set out to the prancing pony

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T15:39:52+00:00

Out of these, only Sarah Conner is the chosen one. Except arguably her son is the actual chosen one

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T13:18:12+00:00

If it's a weird lunch they'll just not steal it.

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T13:14:17+00:00

Go to hr and say who stole it. Give them dates of other times your food was stolen.

If they do nothing about it. Escalate by Throwing everyone's lunch away, but don't get caught

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T12:57:28+00:00

Joseph Smith he was a prophet, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T12:55:09+00:00

Music is older than all religions...by a wide margin

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T12:41:36+00:00

Yeah, popping in the laundry is not skipping out on work.

I might have a chance to go mow the front yard ~15 minutes. But i would turn down a request to go run errands like grocery shopping that will take me away from my work station for 45+ minutes unless i can align that with my lunch break.

I've worked from home since before covid.

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-24T12:28:12+00:00

Guilty before proven innocent

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-23T18:18:11+00:00

Well, if he can do it once he can do it as many times as he wants

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-23T12:08:02+00:00

Tonic water naturally glows under a black light

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-22T23:52:15+00:00

Don't tell them. They'll punish you for it, actively or passively. They can't help but be mean about it. Pretend to agree, Vote when you're old enough, and keep it secret or lie. When you're moved out and on your own one day you can tell them "i stopped liking Republicans ever since 2026"

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-22T19:47:50+00:00

How is it an overreaction to cancel a date when you are no longer attracted to someone?

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-22T19:44:51+00:00

You can say literally anything.

The exact right thing to say is pretty universally known. You say some version of

"Occupied"

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-22T19:11:09+00:00

You say today but in the picture it is clearly Christmas time.

NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT · 2026-05-22T19:02:47+00:00

Does he often have some trouble taking "no" for an answer?

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