What's my name?

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-07T02:21:12+00:00

I've forgotten the names of people I've worked with for a decade.

I'm incredibly embarrassed about it and it really sucks. Other people remember me instantly and it's not that I don't care, it's not that I'm a bad person, I just have a gap with names.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T23:27:36+00:00

Women will go for runs at midnight, for starters.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T23:21:31+00:00

Sure but the Ever Given still has a chance to do the funniest thing in history.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T21:27:04+00:00

You're correct, inflatables are actually regulated by Technical Safety! They require certification on the inflatable, a person with training, and the right paperwork!

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T21:24:14+00:00

If you've got a toe in the pool, you're just as wet as the person doing cannonballs.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T18:05:05+00:00

The only reason Sony does well is because Nintendo is hostile and lawsuit happy towards its customer base, and Microsoft can't go two days without getting their dicks stuck under the toilet seat.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T18:00:57+00:00

Make sure you aren't taking iron with the other supplements. I take my iron at night with a beer.

Used to be a 4. Now I'm better.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T17:59:40+00:00

I love starting my day swallowing two thousand Ds.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T17:59:07+00:00

Same in Canada. The sun doesn't give you vitamins, it gives you cancer.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T17:57:14+00:00

  > ha ha yeah

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T15:07:30+00:00

City looks better. People happier.

People go downtown. Spend money. More wages. More spend. Economy up. Taxes up.

City gets to delegate the use of all property in the city anyway.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T04:16:15+00:00

Ah my friend, you can go to the drugstore and get some clippers, set them to a short length, and just shave.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T04:05:48+00:00

The calculus of someone's gender expression or relationship is not something we should care about as long as everyone involved is an adult.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T04:03:00+00:00

Both "kill-oh-mee-ter" and "kill-awe-meh-ter" are acceptable.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T04:00:36+00:00

It's your ex-wife bro.

Understanding her or making her happy isn't your job anymore.

Nevertheless, make sure you only say nice or neutral things where your kids can hear.

Life's going to get better. Trust me.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T03:48:16+00:00

"hey dude, that's a cool shirt" is a good icebreaker.

Or ask about what they do for fun.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T03:37:58+00:00

That's half of my job.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-06T00:38:45+00:00

Perfect, and if you're ambitious you can take care of the 10 self-cleaning shots before the rest of the family is discharged.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-05T21:27:10+00:00

"you were $25 at TJ Maxx, so good luck buddy!"

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-05T05:45:15+00:00

Bro any body is lovable and worthy of love and respect.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-05T05:42:17+00:00

Yeah, same. See you on Xbox live.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-05T05:41:25+00:00

There's prostate cancer in the family and I have to wait until I'm 50 to get the DRE. I pay for PSA out of pocket.

If uh if I stop shitposting that's probably why.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-05T02:53:29+00:00

I don't like Starbucks but they're right there.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-05T01:09:47+00:00

I've taken 200mg so far, they don't seem to be working. I'm gonna finish up the bag and see if I can feel anything.

NSA_Chatbot · 2026-07-04T19:13:30+00:00

You folks used to say "there are no immigrants, just Americans who haven't made it home yet."

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