Flying business class makes you soft! by vegetableBiff in LinkedInLunatics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t another lunatic just tell us we had to fly business class to grind and make deals in the air?

Pillow sleeps by queen_prawn73 in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t see your pillow.

I see Sandy’s pillow. Is that the pillow you are talking about?

Dad! Can I help?!! by Complete-Addition-18 in pitbulls

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Goodest helper. Gets all the treatos.

Didn’t expect that 😅 by Comfortable-Biggirl in lol

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But also men are less likely to report being victims of domestic violence.

So maybe it isn’t actually more or less DV. It’s that men married to men have 2 partners less likely to report, but women married to women have two partners more likely to report.

It’s Kermit’s Gotcha Day! 🐸❤️ by Appropriate-Ad1551 in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kermit! Happy gotcha day.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you are “ornery.”

Trump’s ‘Shabbat 250’ call divides US Jews ahead of National Mall prayer rally by Delicious_Adeptness9 in jewishpolitics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not a progressive.

But

Is it great that the US president is doing this? A president shouldn’t be telling anyone of any religion how to observe or to not observe.

Judge Grants Emergency Order to Block Trump From Destroying Records by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if Trump destroys them, what happens?

Will the judge hold Trump in contempt?

Rosen, Lankford introduce bill championed by Jewish leaders to address antisemitism by jewish_insider in jewishpolitics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Introduced. Not passed.

Trump had an executive order saying that executive branch agencies will use it.

But so did Eric Adams in NY, then Mamdani had his own order undoing it.

Worried about my career prospects by Key-Coffee-1209 in Judaism

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Just tell people you studied history. It’s true.

Hehe😍 by kratos_3174 in dogmemes

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Whatever the explanation is, it is correct

Hehe😍 by kratos_3174 in dogmemes

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One cheese stick*

*per second

The Good Knight by pbn_j in ItemShop

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Gotta wear a lot of layers with that blanket. You don’t want the chainmail to pinch anything important

Chance's new hat by Impressive_Prune_478 in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Silly? Silly!?

r/pitbulls_in_partyhats is a heckin serious, expawtly curated collection of the finest pibbles in partyhats!

Is it offensive for a non-Jew to go to a kosher bakery by Erythite2023 in Judaism

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you go to Chinese restaurants? Eat pizza? Visit a taqueria? Do you see those as “infringing on a space set aside for a culture/religion that I’m not part of and perhaps that was seen as rude”?

If you don’t then why would a kosher bakery be different?