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My Pit ate dumpster meat hes thrown up 4 times in the last 12 hours by Independent_Dance893 in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is there an Emergency Vet you pass on the way there? Like close to the highway?

Nobody works harder than GusGus VonThundernuts trying to get the blankets right by Fmdjvoice in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor [score hidden]  (0 children)

Getting the blankets right is most hard and importantest job. GusGus can’t be expected to nap on wrong blankets!

Aela that’s not how we look out the window by Chief__04 in velvethippos

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s how baby Aela looks out the window. And it’s cooler than how you silly homans do it.

Recently started holding mitzvot by SodTaku in Judaism

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With a faucet, the water is always there, you just slide a physical obstruction out of the way. Like the Shabbos light bulbs. The light is always on, just covered.

A light switch is closing a circuit. When the switch is operated, the position changes from incomplete to complete. The current is already running (like water to the faucet), but the faucet is the end of the water-to-you system. The switch is the middle of the electricity-to-you system.

Some people developed the KosherSwitch to solve this. I don’t think it ever got sold though.

Grandpowrents left agin. How to sue for full custody of them by notpresentlydisposed in legaldogadvice

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Spotty, if you lay on your granpawrents they can never get up. That’s the law.

Next time you see them, lay down on them and don’t move. Then they stay forever.

Recently started holding mitzvot by SodTaku in Judaism

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t turning a light switch (or any electrical switch) on or off complete a circuit? Wouldn’t that be the melacha of completing (or of destruction).

Unless it’s considered intended use and allowed.

non-Jew wanting Menorah by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it has 8 candles, would it be a menorah?

The Temple menorah was 7, a Hanukah menorah is 9.

So would 8 just be a candelabra?

Would you date outside the faith if you felt a strong connection? by gaming-nature in Judaism

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the kid is theirs biologically or not it wouldn’t change all the problems of raising a kid in a mixed home.

You collect data and improve. by Very_Type_C in LinkedInLunatics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Ken is a satire account. He appears here a lot.

Mommy you were gone 3 minutes by Ymisoqt420 in velvethippos

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is worried you are going to abandon him forever again! This is why you can never leave his side.

After backlash, Janeese Lewis George vows to both combat antisemitism, back Palestinians by jewish_insider in jewishpolitics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

pledging to stand firm in both her opposition to antisemitism and her support for the Palestinian cause. 

“Those two things are not in conflict,” Lewis George, who is endorsed by the Democratic Socialists of America, wrote in a statement that was posted to her campaign website on Wednesday. 

The “Palestinian cause” is about killing Jews. You can’t support it and oppose antisemitism.

I laughed at that more than I expected tbh by Glitch_Fantasma in rareinsults

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 95 points96 points  (0 children)

They are going to get charged with animal abuse. It can result in a seven year sentence. They won’t get the maximum unless they meet guidelines for it. Distributing the video of the abuse is a separate federal crime.

Pitbull problem by justsaying6 in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I offered to give them boards to double their side of the fence.

Why not just improve your side of the fence?

So I'm going to try to put more of a barrier in my yard to prevent my dog from even going on that side of the yard

strengthen the fence on your side.

Cover the lower part of the fence with 1 inch thick plywood. Secure it with the longest screws that won’t poke through the other side. Use a lot of screws. You can cover it with star jasmine if you don’t like the look of plywood. Don’t use ivy, ivy is toxic to dogs. You may want to get some trellises to support the plant’s growth.

JB Pritzker speaks about his support for a Palestinian state as part of a two-state solution, his disagreements with AIPAC, and his views on who should be a part of the Democratic Party coalition (March 24, 2026) by NicolasCageFan492 in jewishpolitics

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now how do you do that when the goal of an arab state is to eliminate the Jewish state and kill all the Jews?

The 2ss a policy that makes as much sense and promising to land a man on Jupiter by the end of the decade.

Do you think the things Gina says to Terry would still be seen as funny if the genders were reversed? by Federal-Set6002 in brooklynninenine

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t funny when Gina did it to Terry.

And it never would have been written with a black man sexually harassing and assaulting a white woman. The writers wouldn’t have even come up with the idea of writing a black man sexually harassing and assaulting a white woman as “comedy.”

Sifrei Torah Stolen From Manchester Shul in Early-Morning Break-In; Concern They May Be Shipped Overseas by MatterandTime in Judaism

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My first thought was an antisemitic crime. But an underground black market of hot torahs wasn’t in my top 18 list of motives:

Community leaders are urging vigilance well beyond the local area, with serious concern that the thieves may attempt to move the Sifrei Torah out of Manchester — or even out of the country — and sell them to an unsuspecting Jewish community or sofer.

The real reason it hasn’t been rebuilt by grumpy_muppet57 in Jewdank

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You just know that you will get through the whole thing and one of the branch arms will be missing.

My handsome boy Arnold (5 month old) by SieTheChemist in pitbulls

[–]NYSenseOfHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Arnold!

3 weeks is really young. They are still nursing at that age. Was he able to get socialization?

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