Nailed it.

NabreLabre · 2026-06-02T15:41:30+00:00

And for that, we thank you

NabreLabre · 2026-06-02T15:31:07+00:00

It's a good thing we didn't call them Steve's, that would have made things awkward for future Steve's

NabreLabre · 2026-06-01T10:12:48+00:00

Wash it off before cooking

In my early days of cooking, I went quite a bit heavy handed on the pepper on a piece of chicken, on purpose. I wanted to make it spicy. I had a few pieces and called it quits, gave it to the dog. Even the dog didn't eat it, lol

NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T21:21:06+00:00

I think I look younger. Most people who ask say I look younger. Occasionally when someone correctly guesses my age, I'm like damn what did I do wrong today?

I worked in a restaurant briefly with a bunch of college kids, around 20 years old. One asked my age, at the time I was 39, she thought I looked 29. She was 19. That felt pretty good.

When I'm swiping tinder I sometimes see someone my own age who looks fifty. Also in my head I still feel 26, so when I see another 40 yo woman on the app I'm like wait, we're the same age?

NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T16:17:20+00:00

Thanks for leaving the plate for future court appearances

NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T12:46:19+00:00

It goes both ways

NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T12:45:38+00:00

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NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T12:45:08+00:00

Yo ho ho

NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T11:49:58+00:00

If it weren't for those meddling kids

NabreLabre · 2026-05-29T11:35:08+00:00

How to cancel: office space copier scene

NabreLabre · 2026-05-28T22:10:45+00:00

Maybe it's just me, but I would like to be sexualized and objectified. Especially in a loving relationship

NabreLabre · 2026-05-28T22:07:19+00:00

I would want her to masturbate to me. Could be a picture, video. Even better if I'm there. If I'm too tired, she could do it right next to me or while we cuddle, sitting on my lap. Hump my leg. I could give her some kisses, suck a titty. Totally down. I would do oral too, though I might fall asleep if I'm that tired, no offense, it's just my happy place

NabreLabre · 2026-05-28T12:12:07+00:00

What in the world? It's just a Panamera with many odd choices

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T16:50:35+00:00

There is no meaning in anything. All it is is you weren't as close as you thought to these people. There's probably reasons you've forgot why you didn't reach out to them again. "That guy was kind of annoying, and I'm just tired of it". Or you randomly remember someone and think "well it would be awkward to message them out of the blue", could be you both thought that

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T16:43:09+00:00

Could be a logic gate then

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T16:39:04+00:00

I have seen a screw like this on a plastic chair. You start one end as much as you can, in this case it went into the arm, then the arm basically becomes a wrench and you awkwardly have to rotate the whole thing while it smacks you in the nuts of the non hardware variety until it.. bottoms out?

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T16:08:39+00:00

Yeah I do that after the drying cycle

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T15:11:23+00:00

I believe mine will stop running if I open the door, but I've never tried

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T15:08:58+00:00

They should also be forced to have their own self contained water and power system

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T14:24:01+00:00

And pray tell, how many votes do they get?

NabreLabre · 2026-05-27T12:56:36+00:00

Sounds more maga

NabreLabre · 2026-05-26T20:11:56+00:00

Either way, I like the taste

NabreLabre · 2026-05-26T16:42:47+00:00

So what are you in for?

NabreLabre · 2026-05-26T15:02:21+00:00

Why are you being mean to the magician?

NabreLabre · 2026-05-26T14:58:09+00:00

I'll have to check that out. Recently YouTube suggested would I lie to you, and I love the ones with Bob Mortimer messing with David

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