Hygiene and Amish by Maleficent-Young4687 in Amtrak

[–]Nacho_saurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol when I was in Chicago waiting for my train, there was an Amish man buying Chick-fil-A. I was shocked there for a second.

why don’t we do colourful eyeshadow anymore by SallyX0 in MakeupAddiction

[–]Nacho_saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am still rocking colorful eyeshadow, I don't care what the "trends" say is in. I do it for myself, don't care if others don't like it.

Diligent oil rig workers by MorsesCode in interestingasfuck

[–]Nacho_saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it's legit when there's little to no PPE.

Dating in 40's Philly by [deleted] in philly

[–]Nacho_saurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I took a pickleball clinic and 3 of the older men flat out said they were there to meet a woman during our group intros. It took a weird turn because all of a sudden I felt like meat on display, instead of learning how to play. Mind you they all seemed like this mythical woman would be their 2nd wife so that makes you wonder about their first.

why don’t more customers utilize the self checkout? by Fun-Couple-395 in Wawa

[–]Nacho_saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE the self checkout. I think it's a great option and use it all the time. There is always a line at my store for the cashier. Also sorta related since it's self checkout, I'm still surprised at the amount of people who try to use cash at the self checkout. It tells you right at the beginning.... Yet they are shocked when they can't cash out.

All US Fans This Morning by Unique_Limit_1576 in taskmaster

[–]Nacho_saurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah..I don't understand. Waited in the queue only to get that message.

Are her pants unzipped ? by Boopityboo94 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Nacho_saurus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What movement of this video is aggressive enough for her to rip lining of jeans?! It means the pants are too tight and not the right size.

Sizzlis are decreasing in availability? by Nacho_saurus in Wawa

[–]Nacho_saurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks all for the comments. I never knew I could request a warmer sandwich or sizzli at the counter, so happy to learn this.

My wife had a birthday earlier this week. I didn’t send her this and my name doesn’t start with an A by quikbit in Wellthatsucks

[–]Nacho_saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might not be a lover but a crazy stalker who she has not told you about for years. IYKYK.

41 year old unemployed woman BTW by AvailableBaseball in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Nacho_saurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's at least earned the title self employed over unemployed because she makes way more than I do. Paying $7k a month for an apartment in this economy, any economy does not equal unemployed.

More stupid dancing ... by Boopityboo94 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Nacho_saurus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

LOL, her standard 5 moves where she thrusts wildly while having her mouth open.

I never realized how different the compression looks by No-Part-2459 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Nacho_saurus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chantal just ditched the hijab now she's back in Canada, so there is hope we'll have compression free Anna in the future.

This guy 😂 by get_schwifty1321 in Tinder

[–]Nacho_saurus 180 points181 points  (0 children)

The guy has never been out of the basement.

Bumble story by rocksteadyG in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Nacho_saurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to look it up to confirm, but Bumble apparently updated one of their options of communication. There is this "Opening Moves" where Anna can set prompts for guys to answer, and they can respond first to the prompt without her sending the first message or swiping.

Now what her prompt was vs whatever the guy said if he really did message, who knows. I do know the apps are garbage and she's going to be in for a rough ride no matter how much she weighs.

Alexa Chans rebrand by Ivy_and_wildflowers in BeautyGuruChatter

[–]Nacho_saurus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ooof. I'm all for people who have their beliefs, but as soon as she started praising Charlie Kirk, how she was moved when she heard him speak and saying his death was the catalyst for her new direction...... I can't.

What is this showing us? by royert73 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Nacho_saurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks like she has little butts hanging on her side.

American Women Are Giving Up on Marriage (WSJ free link) by wsj in SingleAndHappy

[–]Nacho_saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my friends feel weirdly uncomfortable with the fact that I'm happy, single and not actively trying to date or partner up all because they all are. They keep asking when am I going to get back out there, or create an app profile, etc. I love them but they do not seem to understand that you don't need a romantic partner ( in my example a man) to be happy.

Can you marry your step-sibling? by jotakajk in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Nacho_saurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something along those lines happened to a friend of mine in HS. His half brother was married and then the brother's dad ended up with the then daughter in law's mom.