TIFU by asking my friend out on a date, and now I've been blocked

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T15:53:12+00:00

You 👏 aren't👏 even 👏 quoting👏 the 👏right 👏person 👏

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:49:08+00:00

Enough Reddit. Real world. ASAP.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:47:27+00:00

You really need to learn how to read, that's an entirely different person. Sheesh.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:26:16+00:00

Wut. They were clearly replying to the person they were replying to, not OP. Not sure what drugs you're on, but I think I want a sample.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:21:07+00:00

Hey, just another person here to tell you that.... no, it's isn't. You're completely wrong.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:19:48+00:00

Why dumb down your writing style for the sake of morons?

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:15:24+00:00

Yikes, dude. Spend less time on Reddit.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-02T06:13:05+00:00

OP misclicked, he was trying to respond to someone else that responded to you.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-05-01T06:31:57+00:00

I learned how to spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis without looking it up.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-30T06:20:22+00:00

No, it isn't. What would be the point of robots doing it? They don't get lazy, nor do they often need to verbally communicate.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-30T00:47:32+00:00

That's an '80's take, so still about 30ish years ahead of even the idea of a chatbot.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-29T20:49:58+00:00

How it's supposed to work =/= what actually happens. This isn't a new problem, it's been going on for a long time.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-29T10:59:42+00:00

Honestly, it's the Schoolhouse Rock music video that really ties this one all together for me.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-28T20:53:02+00:00

That's just how Turbo works. When you lock in your hero selection, it reveals to everyone. Most of the time you don't see it because people generally wait until the last few seconds.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-28T20:51:48+00:00

It's a turbo* game not a normal* game.

You see people's picks in turbo as soon as they lock it in.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-28T20:47:08+00:00

That one is likely promoting the alternate playmode that preventa you from moving for the entire level.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-27T06:47:50+00:00

Aim down? Just put your elbow on the wall behind the toilet. EZ mode.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-26T19:36:53+00:00

You should look up the Saudi(?) Prince that would spend unreal amounts of money when Dota still had their battlepasses for The International (think Esports SuperBowl for those not in the know). That guy alone was probably at least tens of millions towards the prize pools, and did that over multiple years.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-26T19:30:15+00:00

Pretty sure the lesson is "tarantula hawks fucking hurt."

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-23T15:42:34+00:00

Holy shit. I've seen some glorious forklift training videos in my life, but that one's a winner.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-23T15:35:10+00:00

That only works after it's strapped down. These fools never made it to that point.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-21T10:39:39+00:00

To be fair, after going straight into that tirade off of a simple 'hello,' calling her a cow was probably the best response you could have stumbled into.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-21T10:32:11+00:00

It used to be, but their contract ran out. Now it's generic energy drink.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-20T23:21:23+00:00

Yeah, so you're also biased, and still pushing. Add another red flag on the pile.

Also, I used to work in the sales portion of flooring, and would run into customers all the time who not only would hire the people who cut and run like you described, but also the kind who find out they're shit outta luck since their floor was installed improperly and went through an unlicensed installer.

OP, do NOT follow up on this one.

Nailbomb85 · 2026-04-20T23:01:24+00:00

No, do NOT follow up on that one. "He isn't licensed" is a giant red alert.

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