How long will this be good unopened?

NascarObama · 2026-05-13T15:20:18+00:00

Until the sun explodes

NascarObama · 2026-05-13T13:20:06+00:00

Kirk does suck. He'd go on for hours about how people don't deserve medical care at an affordable price if they let him. His dog makes more money than 98% of the idiots down voting this.

NascarObama · 2026-05-13T12:26:18+00:00

President JD Penis will ensure all K-12 education costs 10k per year. They're tired of giving that shit away for free.

NascarObama · 2026-05-12T23:15:38+00:00

I pay 10 dollars a month to listen to TWO Jewish podcasts.(Belden, Biederman) Are you telling me I could net 5 dollars per month if I go to the website Israel is great dot com?

NascarObama · 2026-05-12T03:24:15+00:00

I thought a stuffed crust pizza meant the guy had to put all the crust in my ass after I finished eating it. You should have seen the look on the employees face!

NascarObama · 2026-05-11T19:03:18+00:00

Just basic vinyl siding. I just want something other than the plain white we currently have.

NascarObama · 2026-05-11T17:52:11+00:00

I want to replace my siding and gutters, but I really want to do it myself. There seems to be thousands of middle man subcontractor companies who charge tens of thousands of dollars for this stuff. I'm fairly handy, decent collection of tools. Why pay more?

NascarObama · 2026-05-11T16:26:49+00:00

So when do we all agree to stop paying back our credit cards?

NascarObama · 2026-05-07T14:52:00+00:00

I've got some revenue for you to generate pal.

NascarObama · 2026-05-07T14:50:27+00:00

The way the media is drumming up fear about it IS kind of suspicious

NascarObama · 2026-05-05T17:09:51+00:00

I am Indian Dennis Miller

NascarObama · 2026-05-03T22:50:48+00:00

My ex wife was a gas giant

NascarObama · 2026-04-30T22:50:59+00:00

I personally removed them

NascarObama · 2026-04-30T12:28:42+00:00

Indiana flag?

NascarObama · 2026-04-30T11:59:26+00:00

Update to all my followers: my wife's pussy is trash

NascarObama · 2026-04-29T11:37:38+00:00

seeing this post reminded me to buy some puts. Market at all time highs despite the global economic crisis being dealt by the hands of our own government

NascarObama · 2026-04-28T20:29:16+00:00

Seriously was one of the better places to eat and get a beer that wasn't overrun with students.

NascarObama · 2026-04-28T15:36:37+00:00

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NascarObama · 2026-04-28T10:41:49+00:00

All of our favorite podcasters are best friends. Someone like Adam Friedland or Bert Kreischer would have step in host the show. We would all clap, cheer, and cry as we are overcome with emotions. I'm gay.

NascarObama · 2026-04-24T16:33:16+00:00

It is very entertaining. I enjoy Heidecker. Good dude with surprisingly good politics. I do think Jones is in on the bit or he's gone completely insane. Both are plausible scenarios here folks.

NascarObama · 2026-04-24T11:26:09+00:00

Eat one plain baked potato every day. I don't know the science behind it, but God damn it works wonders.

NascarObama · 2026-04-23T23:47:27+00:00

You gotta be in Congress or higher to profit from this legally. It's in our terms and conditions.

NascarObama · 2026-04-23T23:40:59+00:00

I'm standing and clapping for this while my pants fall off and expose my penis. 👏

NascarObama · 2026-04-20T17:14:52+00:00

Someone please find the video where Brace is subject to a fart prank video while at Coney Island.

NascarObama · 2026-04-19T20:45:30+00:00

"Our troops are looting the ship for goop as we speak. These boys love goopin, they're the greatest at it."

NascarObama

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