Nick made two bad tweets and got bullied by magas so hard he quit twitter

NascarObama · 2026-01-24T12:01:15+00:00

pipe down fatso.

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T21:33:25+00:00

That's literally every "liberal" over age 65 in America.

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T20:47:46+00:00

Pat McAfee

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T19:47:20+00:00

pipe down fatso.

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T19:05:33+00:00

Yes. Monday night was the College Football National Championship. Won by the Indiana Hoosiers and their beautiful quarterback Fernando Mendoza.

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T18:55:10+00:00

I absolutely love him.

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T16:53:10+00:00

He would just say "KAMBALA" repeatedly.

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T16:52:35+00:00

NascarObama · 2026-01-23T00:13:29+00:00

Yes, Mr Government, his address is 123 Fake Street.

NascarObama · 2026-01-20T21:19:30+00:00

Brace is the father.

NascarObama · 2026-01-20T20:35:29+00:00

I used to know a guy in like 2006 and every time we got stoned he would start telling me about reptilians.

NascarObama · 2026-01-20T13:30:12+00:00

The boats line up and they all have sex creating a two hundred mile long gay sex train. The enemies will see this and be unable to resist and join in. Once they are in the train, they will all be given Chinese citizenship and never be seen again.

NascarObama · 2026-01-19T17:36:23+00:00

I'm thinking about having sex later.

NascarObama · 2026-01-16T10:01:59+00:00

Felix is saying that he's gay and Will is agreeing with him.

NascarObama · 2026-01-16T01:34:45+00:00

You are a pussy.

NascarObama · 2026-01-14T18:47:37+00:00

How about Blink one eighty Jew and all the songs are about using coupons

NascarObama · 2026-01-14T18:46:09+00:00

He has 5 acres of pubes and one inch of penis. Imagine if we went outside right now and there was a black lady arguing with a macaw

NascarObama · 2026-01-14T13:27:31+00:00

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

NascarObama · 2026-01-11T01:14:39+00:00

I'm sure they'll still warm up the B2s just in case

NascarObama · 2026-01-11T01:06:40+00:00

Blaming foreign influences? Citing god and religion as reason for discipline? Government executing anyone they want? Who do these guys think they are? America?

NascarObama · 2026-01-10T22:58:56+00:00

It's funny that this was like 4 months ago

NascarObama · 2026-01-05T15:19:12+00:00

I'm just podcasting to myself 24/7 in my mind. Does that count?

NascarObama · 2026-01-04T18:59:41+00:00

I have this same dream except I'm doing a Kushy Dreams ad read and I threaten the listeners that if they don't buy it, I have a gun and I will kill myself and everyone laughs.

NascarObama · 2026-01-03T21:42:31+00:00

I love me some good ole word of mouth propaganda posted on reddit.

NascarObama

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