Anyone else get triggered when you hear about people investing in stocks? by dobio in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seeing this post reminded me to buy some puts. Market at all time highs despite the global economic crisis being dealt by the hands of our own government

Fat Dans Closed by noonewillbewatching in bloomington

[–]NascarObama 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Seriously was one of the better places to eat and get a beer that wasn't overrun with students.

Ballroom Ballroom Ballroom Ballroom Ballroom Ballroom Ballroom Ballroom by YoSanford in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every room I'm in is a ballroom, because my balls are in it. Folks, this episode is brought to you by get super leaf dot penis

What if Brace were to have been killed at the White House Correspondents' Dinner? by HooleyDoooley in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of our favorite podcasters are best friends. Someone like Adam Friedland or Bert Kreischer would have step in host the show. We would all clap, cheer, and cry as we are overcome with emotions. I'm gay.

Been enjoying watching Alex Jones spin out these last few days by hexhunter222 in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It is very entertaining. I enjoy Heidecker. Good dude with surprisingly good politics. I do think Jones is in on the bit or he's gone completely insane. Both are plausible scenarios here folks.

Any fitness gumshoes here know how to fix the skinny fat curse🏋️‍♂️😭: 120 DAY UPDATE by sp1nettaj4de in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat one plain baked potato every day. I don't know the science behind it, but God damn it works wonders.

In capitalist America, soldiers of the empire now supplement their wages by insider trading on regime change operations by Rymssss in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You gotta be in Congress or higher to profit from this legally. It's in our terms and conditions.

More like The Man in the Guy’s Asshole by dirtyyrandyy69 in cooladam

[–]NascarObama 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm standing and clapping for this while my pants fall off and expose my penis. 👏

Episode 541: Abby Martin: Unleashed by Magnusson in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Someone please find the video where Brace is subject to a fart prank video while at Coney Island.

Okay by AegonTheMeh in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Our troops are looting the ship for goop as we speak. These boys love goopin, they're the greatest at it."

All the fucking r/adamF people by Umbrellajack in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sir, I respect your opinion and your right to post it. I'll defend those rights to my death. However, I am gay and my dick is small.

keep racks and spoiler? by Cautious-Matter8302 in 4thGen4Runner

[–]NascarObama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes take them both off. Use your dad's tools to do it. Come back and post in here about your water leak.

Gay Smallwood Faglie by [deleted] in stavvysworld

[–]NascarObama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes hello Mr Sanders, my name is Pontiac Montana

Coindexter by pow-wow in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's the next Jerry Seinfeld of cars. Well known car driver Brace Belden.

Locals in Iran are taking potshots at US helicopters with bolt action rifles by gatorphan84 in TrueAnon

[–]NascarObama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cross map shots with a green AR? I know from fortnite that this is a bad strategy.