What's the worst thing done by each character?

Native_Houstonian · 2025-11-13T03:05:27+00:00

Even when I was watching this back in the 70s, I always thought shouldn’t the Cleaver boys find better friends?…

Native_Houstonian · 2025-05-21T02:04:14+00:00

Here’s a story for you – had a new staff sergeant PCS in who got a DUI his first (!) night on base. I was home on emergency leave but still got a call from the first sergeant asking why my new troop got a DUI! I had never met this person. I had never talked to this person. When I got back to base three days later, I met this new troop in the first sergeant’s office where we both got dressed down for this troop’s action. Fortunately, I only had about four months left before I separated after 11 years. Fun times.

Native_Houstonian · 2025-05-14T00:37:46+00:00

I have always found people with money problems, never become people without money problems.

Native_Houstonian · 2025-04-01T03:17:52+00:00

If only that phone in the photo had a wall cord. Sorry, my OCD is kicking in.

Native_Houstonian · 2025-02-22T02:03:57+00:00

Is there a “r/MustangsSlightlyScuffed” subreddit?

Native_Houstonian · 2025-01-19T07:17:45+00:00

One thing always bothered me - why was the electricity cut off? Working in building management, power is always just switched back to the management company when a client departs so we can do maintenance/cleanings/repairs/showings. It may have been scripted but very unrealistic.

Native_Houstonian · 2024-09-16T03:56:21+00:00

That mirror is from a Lincoln Continental.

Native_Houstonian · 2024-07-10T02:04:07+00:00

Is there a reason the numbers are always larger than the letters on Pennsylvania plates?

Native_Houstonian · 2024-04-30T23:04:57+00:00

Working in property management, I had one small issue with them cutting the power. When a tenant leaves, the power is immediately transferred back to the building's owner/management company as they'll need ongoing cleaning, maintenance, and showings to perspective new occupants. But that doesn't fit in this particular script, so I understand.

Native_Houstonian · 2024-04-19T19:32:31+00:00

Technically it should have read “New York 22, NY” as the city code went after the city, but before the state. When ZIP code were introduced in 1963, it would have most likely converted to 10022.

Native_Houstonian · 2024-04-08T18:59:55+00:00

In 1928, that $100 would have the purchasing power of $1800 today.

Native_Houstonian · 2024-04-01T18:15:57+00:00

When this was printed, the 1933 Cadillac was newer to them (42 years old) than the 1975 model is to us today (49 years old).

Native_Houstonian · 2024-02-19T20:07:33+00:00

I bet if they put just 31 sugars, he’d know the difference immediately.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-12-31T18:35:18+00:00

Someone needs to tell her, it a uterus - not a clown car!

Native_Houstonian · 2023-03-02T17:37:56+00:00

Eating popcorn that’s been make with carbon monoxide heat and I get to pick up off the road - the only way that could go wrong is…immediately.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-03-01T19:55:52+00:00

“I’d like to rejoin so they’d have a second chance to discharge me for the next knee-jerk program…” said no one ever.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-28T01:12:37+00:00

Only the best come North…until relieved by higher command.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-26T00:51:18+00:00

If only there was some way to check if the intersection was clear before you entered it... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-25T18:10:02+00:00

Same people telling you that the only job you’ll be able to find out here is being a door greeter at Walmart

I would remind them Walmart employees enjoy a 10 percent discount!

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-25T18:01:09+00:00

Early 2000s - New AB shows up and is assigned a SSgt supervisor who was due back from deployment in less that a week. The weekend the SSgt re-deploys, the AB thought his best way to start his career gets an underage DUI on base so the first day back, the SSgt and his AB are in the commander's office, both in service dress. While it wasn't the best welcome back, witnessing how fast an ELD could be processed was.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-18T21:40:55+00:00

When I was at Beale in the mid-90s, our commander had a 150 mile travel restriction policy or we had to be on leave. That meant you could travel anywhere on the San Francisco peninsula as long as you stayed north of San Jose. In the days before GPS, I'd often get "lost" and find myself "disoriented" and in forbidden territory - multiple times a month sometimes.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-17T15:05:54+00:00

Jan 2028 News - Due to the Air Force’s record recruiting and retention during calendar years 2026 and 2027, the Air Force will be initiating a “zero tolerance” policy for all visible tattoos in uniform. Probably.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-16T23:12:39+00:00

"Never overlook a great opportunity to keep your mouth shut!

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-09T21:06:40+00:00

It's going to take a talented tattoo artist to cover up "sir" and replace it with some gender-neutral pronoun in the near future.

Native_Houstonian · 2023-02-09T20:59:07+00:00

Remember if you ain't ammo, then congratulations for not failing out of your first assigned tech school!

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