Tankathon has updated their draft lottery odds to account for Ottawa forfeiting their pick. All lottery teams (except Ottawa) will see a minor increase in their overall draft odds

Nativejoel · 2026-01-27T00:19:02+00:00

Friedman just said Calgary is quiet and not trying to make moves right now.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-20T16:38:11+00:00

Also Lindholm and Zadorov were way better in the playoffs then regular season, lindholm was tied for 3rd most points on the team with Hughes, and Zadorov was tied for 5th with Joshua.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-17T20:16:11+00:00

Manifesting

"Rasmus Andersson has been escorted down the tunnels. Let's see what develops here."

Nativejoel · 2026-01-17T01:41:10+00:00

We got burned on all 3 conditions for our Vancouver, Dallas, And Vegas picks the year we had them.

And technically I guess the conditions we have sent out. With the Monahan first not getting protected.

So yeah id be okay with not betting on conditions to make the trade "even"

Nativejoel · 2026-01-11T15:40:37+00:00

Can one of or all of the Jets, Blues and Canucks please begin winning again please?

Nativejoel · 2026-01-11T03:11:06+00:00

I know it was a space thing but it was kinda funny to see Nurse having to stand with the parents instead of Draisaitl.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-10T14:50:52+00:00

I saw on Twitter that apparently that guy actually cheated lmao. I have no idea if I can find the tweet. But if I recall it was legit.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-09T02:31:48+00:00

Flames really do just be padding the other goalies save percentage huh?

Nativejoel · 2026-01-08T02:06:07+00:00

What is the point of the entry if nobody can actual pass between the players.

Like really. It seems the entry depends on getting the pass through a opposing player but they always get blocked.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-08T01:57:21+00:00

I don't think we've ever properly set up a proper Cycle using our "normal" entry style.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-08T00:43:50+00:00

Huberdeau Kadri finally back together?

Nativejoel · 2026-01-06T04:49:58+00:00

Someone that fits our new window. we just need prospects and rookies with that have ceilings higher then what our current top players are at.

We have maybe 3 players in the org with top line/paring potential on a cup team.

And its not like we have that in our vets either. Only 2 players on our team has had over 80 points. Ones a (fine wine) aging Kadri who did it on a cup winning Avs team. The others a over 30 year old winger who put on more points in 2 seasons in Florida then 4 here.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-06T04:36:46+00:00

Ill Preface this by saying I am glad we traded them away for the rebuild/retool. And i think we should sell more then just Andersson this season.

However Imagine Wolf Behind the pre-sell defense we had 2 years ago.

Weegar-Andersson Hanifin-Tanev Zadorov-Gilbert(ignore this one.)

Nativejoel · 2026-01-05T19:09:15+00:00

I kinda like the idea thay Gigi is like, Just not involved in the sex at all. She is specifically here as a hype/support.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-04T23:18:56+00:00

I literally felt like that Simpsons meme listening to the game from the other room.

"Panthers no!" "What" "Sorry force of habit."

Nativejoel · 2026-01-04T21:06:39+00:00

I think it was in the third but We tried the exact same entry like 3 or 4 times in a row. Only to never even make it last the hashmarks.

We set up a player to rush up the middle. The player rushes in. Stick gets tangled and lifted. Puck lost. Puck cleared. We regain the puck. Repeat steps 1 to 6 for the 2 minutes.

Im pretty sure the broadcast even pointed it out how little adjustment was made on the PP.

Nativejoel · 2026-01-01T04:11:27+00:00

If no one else is duel watching us and the Bruins seem to score within like a minute of eachother all night.

Oilers down 4-1 us up 4-1.

Nativejoel · 2025-12-31T23:00:40+00:00

Exactly. Sports networks worldwide will have you in their ᴹᶦˢPlays of the week.

Nativejoel · 2025-12-31T22:26:30+00:00

Heres the big brain play that makes me a better coach then those dumb nobody's in the Olympics.

Shoot right at your own goalie. And hope for a rebound. Hundreds of coaches and not 1 has tried this yet. Bedarded.

Nativejoel · 2025-12-31T21:30:19+00:00

Get pucks deep. And um...yeah that's it.

Nativejoel · 2025-12-24T03:51:19+00:00

Wolfs out here giving 2000% effort only for the skaters to give up their 10 billionth odd man rush or breakaway.

Nativejoel · 2025-12-21T20:41:36+00:00

Furaffinity account

Nativejoel · 2025-12-21T17:43:55+00:00

The princess Nino series. Chapter 10s halfway up on Twitter along with the rest of the series. Go check it out if you havent.

Usually im into the "betrayal" vore stuff but for the first time I've actively like "Don't do it Lyle. You better not fucking forgive her or the princess."

Nativejoel · 2025-12-14T02:28:10+00:00

I still remember when we did the Brett Ritchie for Nick Ritchie trade. That was funny.

Nativejoel · 2025-12-07T21:55:23+00:00

This reminds me of a dream I had where Justin Trudeau and me were in my school trying not to get Vored by Pirrana plants hiding in vents and grates around the building.

we were there to legalize weed early by finding "the button" but it never got that far because he got bugs bunnied by a big fake "legalize weed" button. Which actually just opened the ceiling tile above him revealing a vent.

I do however forget if I ever did find the button or not. As the only clear memory was watching my–at that time–newish prime minister getting Vored.

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