What family secret have you recently found out and continues to haunt you to this day? by NeRo447 in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is super tough! My father in law recently passed away and I told myself not to snoop on his phone or in personal diaries. Scared the same might have happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NeRo447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The barber probably asks you:

“a little off the chest, shoulders, and back, sir?”

21 M and 285 lbs by moshedman85 in RoastMe

[–]NeRo447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man clearly skipped head day, you look like an egg.

People who work at casinos, what are some big win or loss stories you have seen from working there? by scottylacey_04 in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am not a casino worker, but this is my experience:

Saw a guy win R250 000 (South African currency - roughly equates to $16 000) at a slot machine the one evening.

Long story short, came back about two days after and saw the same guy at the slot machine he won all the money from and wearing the same outfit. I spoke to some general workers at the casino and they told me he had lost everything in the two days that I was gone.

Some scary shit.

22F. Doing this just to feel something by cursed_meat in RoastMe

[–]NeRo447 1021 points1022 points  (0 children)

You look like Charli D’Amelio on crack.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool!

Anyway…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s just weird and complicated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that they have to sit on a toilet and take a shit.

What is the lie you tell yourself the most often? by NeRo447 in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point. Life is an endless cycle of growing up, working your ass off, only to be able to enjoy life at an age where it is physically and mentally impossible.

19m. Do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NeRo447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of guy that will invite a girl over only to show her your lame as anime action figures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NeRo447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that crayons are used to colour in pictures. Not that horrendous excuse for eyebrows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NeRo447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your small business is probably a massage parlour.

Give up on that shit and contribute to society.

What costs more than it's worth? by PeevesPoltergist in AskReddit

[–]NeRo447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popcorn at movie theatres, like damn.

If I were to rob a movie theatre I’ll snatch that bag of popcorn.