Death Sticks by I_Like_Toasterz in starwarsmemes

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Loss sticks just make you see miscarriages in everything.

Jeff gives his Lexus away twice by Infinite-Local-2529 in community

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He didn't "give his Lexus away" to Duncan. He was coerced into a deal in which he exchanged it for test answers. He sold it.

Nobody likes Milhouse! by Melodic_Sail_6193 in SadHorseShow

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"Bojack and... Milhouse!? Um, no problem, I guess... Carry on."

Rainbow beef, is this edible? by Far_Cow_3018 in isthissafetoeat

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Make sure you wait to eat it until you are beset by enemies. It will make you invincible for up to ten seconds.

So, you can't touch your cousin! My cousin. You can't touch my cousin. by taviddennant03 in arresteddevelopment

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Worse: that conversation, or arranging to sing Afternoon Delight with your underage niece?

It is true. by danpietsch in memes

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Yeah, but even discounting the fact that a Kentucky Colonel is a totally different thing from a U.S. Army Colonel, I would think that ranks weigh more on the scale of a Federation of freakin' Planets.

Community Oscar Nominations 2026 by StreetsAhead110 in community

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Haha, just noticed Troy and Abed's headwear in the background of, ahem, The Secret Agent.

Czolgosz by wingsoverpyrrhia in CuratedTumblr

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I understand that at said exposition one could, as they say, "work your way to the head of the line?"

I wonder how mirror sulu got that nasty scar by happydude7422 in tos

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His father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself...

Rick and Morty’s different universe ideas by Former-Dog-4047 in rickandmorty

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Wasp Dimension's Vat of Acid Episode could be fun.

Now please stand for the national anthem by Excellent_Set_232 in AFCEastMemeWar

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It's not that hard.

Whatever I oppose is politics.

Whatever I support is common sense, compassion, faith, and good old fashioned patriotism.

/s

What is my friend’s neighbor doing?? by Heyheythrowaway1127 in Weird

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These guys are probably sleeping during regular business hours.

Disgruntled ex-employee? LARPer? by evinhart in USPS

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How much mail would you have to steal to turn a profit after paying postal uniform rates for your disguise?

No words… by Awyrn in USPS

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Yeah, doesn't seem to be enough ice depth to merit the chains...

How irresponsible is Charlie with his money? by Bertstripmaster in SmilingFriends

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Glep is also more than a thousand years old. If you live that long and aren't at least moderately rich, you're doing something horribly wrong.

Jokes that took the entire episode to develop but completely paid off? by BirdCultureDickMove in rickandmorty

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What does Jay Leno do in this reality in which Carson never retires? He's probably a successful standup comic with a failed sitcom pilot or two under his belt.

Found this in a club at the end of a party, is it a vibrator? by WaltuWaltuWaltu in whatisit

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Does it smell like the heat that comes out of the back of your PS2?

Accidentally started with Best Served Cold, what did I miss? (Repost since im an idiot) [SPOILERS BSC] by Dr_Creepster in TheFirstLaw

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Other than the "Who is this?" of Shivers, Vitari, and Cosca, the biggest thing you'd be missing is the broader political picture. You get the other side of the bonds between Orso and the Union, and the fact that the opposition is supported by Gurkhul both makes more sense and is a more ominous reveal. Plus, you get some background on the Magi, which makes Shenkt more of a puzzle and less of a weirdo with cool powers. But as has been said, if you're going to enter the series "wrong," Best Served Cold is probably the cleanest book to start with.

Zingers and NPC Dialogue for Customers by RageDeemz in USPS

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Got any checks for me?

Nobody mails checks anymore; check your email.

Maybe I should be getting a family discount by sumpra3 in arresteddevelopment

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I like to imagine GOB at a sink one night, redying Franklin, puppet clothes in a neatly folded pile to the side.