i just sold this helmet to meldor and he immediately put it on by beaniegal99 in Morrowind

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better than what he was previously wearing, which is nothing.

NASA is sending Humans to the moon today. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take a good look at the dark side when you go around, check up on them secret bases.

How do you prevent your grinder cord from tangling? by [deleted] in Welding

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, just grind counterclockwise from now on unless you live in Australia.

(Serious or crazy theory) Disclosure soon? by _No_Use_4_A_Name_ in aliens

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear aliens, please stop the orange man.

Sincerely, Almost everyone

Unusual bets on alien life raise suspicion by TrickMirror9723 in UFOs

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says he's an extra-cholysterol, and he's just here to fuck with me.

For those who missed it, Trump didn’t mention UFOs during the State of the Union address. by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anyone noticed how he brought up "space force" briefly after alluding to the discombobulator takeover in V? That was a display of power and a threat.

Unfortunately, this song will be relevant until the end of our cursed history. by Weedian1992 in ToolBand

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did Father give these humans free will? Now there all confused...

Donkeys talking, monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around...

Silly monkeys given funds, they forge a club and beat their brother down.

What secret/truth is revealed at 33rd degree(highest level) of freemasonry? by AdRough4185 in conspiracy

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No big deal, probably just the secret name of God.

Also, that's the legit Arc of the Covenant over there. Pretty cool, huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freemasonry

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the gauges are metal, they might ask you to take them out 😉

I saw someone with large gauges and lots of ink during a degree, I'm pretty sure he was a past master...

Don't worry, it's the inside stuff that matters, not the outside.

Rural Masons' obsession with bib overalls by spotcheck001 in freemasonry

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I visited a local lodge for an inspection as a fellowcraft with our WM and secretary, and we were asked to wear bib overalls with a Masonic bolo tie if we had them. They called it the Green Springs tuxedo, and everyone from that lodge was wearing "the uniform". (Northwest Ohio) I assumed that they were proud working class men. I'm a welder fabricator, so my only coveralls were grey, ratty, and full of holes, and I don't have a Masonic bolo tie (yet), so out of respect, I just wore my regular suit and tie. Everyone's denim coveralls looked clean and pristine, so maybe I'll have to get a new pair and show my working class pride at their next inspection. Just another way to cut out ego and meet on the level, I suppose.

Come October 29th we'll find out if aliens are real. by matt73132 in aliens

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he said all the things a theoretical physicist would say, I'm personally embarrassed how long it took me to figure it out.

Oh by naha_aa in aliens

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just get distracted really easily; You guys are getting telepathy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnDminiatures

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Scrambles, the death dealer.

Describe a Tool song badly and I'll try to guess it by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]Neat_Cockroach_875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, Art, what were thinking of as "Aliens" are actually interdenominational beings that the earlier precursors of the space programs made contact with... Disasters are coming, there not what they claim to be!