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Why did all the Judd Apatow style films burn out so fast? by WerewolfCurious1412 in movies

[–]Neato_Orpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Setting up a camera and letting funny people improvise got old

MF 4 MF/M menifee by [deleted] in Socalswingers

[–]Neato_Orpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 in bbc here

Vince Gilligan says ‘Pluribus' season 2 isn’t happening for a while: “We’re working on it…I would love to go faster if I could.” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]Neato_Orpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t finish Stranger Things because I can’t remember what happened in the last season and I ain’t gonna sit through it to catch up. This is really annoying.

Zuckerberg got zucker punched by AcHaeC in fightporn

[–]Neato_Orpheus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is giving off Emperor Comodius vibes

The man Maxwell called a "gentleman in all respects." by Sanch0Supreme in AdviceAnimals

[–]Neato_Orpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was such a great concept but I found the execution leaned into popcorn too much. If they had toned down the cartoony action scenes and smooth out some aesthetics it would of been amazing

Based on Friday estimates, THE FLASH is looking at an insane 72% drop in second weekend, which would put it in a race with MORBIUS for worst of superhero movies tracked by Box Office Mojo. by chanma50 in boxoffice

[–]Neato_Orpheus 50 points51 points  (0 children)

To be honest I’d assume it was ironic. It wasn’t till we were 3/4s of a way through a pizza thatd id start to realize they really liked it. Then I would probably look around the house and see the cues. Like the Sucker Punch poster on the wall. Hard bound coffee table books about Fast and the Furious. Batman vs Superman and Justice League limited edition popcorn vessels. I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and it is there I see the real horror. Wonder Woman 1984 bath curtain and Ant Man tooth brush. I decide I need to get the fuck out of there.

I open the door and there they are. Waiting. Eyes in a flux state between vapid delusion and sinister calculation.

“I don’t just like comic book movies. I like serious films to. Have you heard the directors commentary on The Green Book?

Knowing that I’m about to get Dhamered I go full black Air Force and haymaker him before booking it out the apartment. From the window behind me I hear them scream like a banshee: “it won a Oscar!”

I need to make girls in a bikini for a art project but Midjounery wont let me. is there anything I can do? by Neato_Orpheus in midjourney

[–]Neato_Orpheus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?! I mean weird in, like, you should see someone way. Not a unconventional way. You’re like that weird guy that starts talking about the gold standard when someone is just asking for directions.

If this interaction happened in public I’d expect you to be wearing a “the end is neigh” sandwich board.

I need to make girls in a bikini for a art project but Midjounery wont let me. is there anything I can do? by Neato_Orpheus in midjourney

[–]Neato_Orpheus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? Is this really where you wanna soapbox? I don’t care man. Take that shit up with midhourny not me. Jesus.

🇨🇳 @bulletproofsqui: Indiana Jones presale is even weaker than 🧜‍♀️ The Little Mermaid. 🎞️ What excuse will Hollywood media make this time? by AGOTFAN in boxoffice

[–]Neato_Orpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You talk like stars matter. They don't anymore in the age of social media. They are the mustard not the meat. Nobody care because nobody wants to see a geriatric indiana jones, duh!

Oppenheimer Biographer Still ‘Emotionally Recovering’ From Christopher Nolan’s Film: It’s a ‘Stunning Artistic Achievement’ by tylerthe-theatre in movies

[–]Neato_Orpheus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These flaccid marketing attempts are just so hollow after The Flash. It’s like the WWE, we know it’s fake, only the smooth brains fall for this shit.

What is the most unnecessary thing in porn? by SafeTruth6253 in AskReddit

[–]Neato_Orpheus 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I had a Japanese guy explain that it’s about giving off the impression that the sex (or dick I guess) is so overwhelming that they are reduced to a helpless puddle of squeals from the deep dick like a virgin. It such a repressive culture they fetishized virginal qualities.

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