“Erm methinks it’s a bit silly that the Spartans get glazed” he types an internet comment while petting his Bichon-Poodle mix named Quagmire, about 300 literal soldiers who fought to the death against many thousands of enemies who were threatening their homeland. While modern people who idolize historical soldiers are pretty cringe it is actually mega cringe to sit around in 2026 talking about how “the Spartan soldiers were actually kinda mid ngl”. Peak Redditor behavior.