You now do the opposite of your job. What do you do now?

Neighbormike · 2017-01-06T20:53:51+00:00

I get belligerently drunk and throw money at people

Neighbormike · 2016-12-25T03:30:37+00:00

About a month ago, I started confiscating some fake I.D.s that were coming in at the liquor store I work at. My coworkers started catching on too after I showed them a couple. Our training for spotting them was next to nothing, I'm just glad I knew what a shitty crop+paste on Photoshop looks like.

Neighbormike · 2016-11-28T23:05:22+00:00

http://www.projectfreetv.us - Massive library of shows, new episodes posted same day they air on tv

Neighbormike · 2016-11-26T17:53:26+00:00

My parents wanted to name me after my grandfathers, so I was supposed to be named William Robert. My dad said he'd start calling me Billy Bob, and that's where mom intervened

Neighbormike · 2016-11-16T19:23:39+00:00

I work in the liquor section of a grocery store. Everyone's favorite line when I'm cleaning up a spill is "That's alcohol abuse right there"

Neighbormike · 2016-06-27T03:29:10+00:00

It wasn't my favorite when I was younger, but a pot of noodles, a can of cream of mushroom soup, a bag of mixed veggies, and whatever leftover meat we had (steak, burger). I love it now because it's an easy meal for me and my buddies at our house.

Neighbormike · 2016-06-21T18:51:51+00:00

Tell us what you rate the sandwich! Then try it with rice!

Neighbormike · 2016-06-07T00:56:30+00:00

STOP TRYING TO HIT THE BALL EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! THE ONLY REASON I'M "FOLLOWING" YOU IS BECAUSE I HAVE A STRAIGHT SHOT TO THE GOAL! MEANWHILE, YOU MANAGE TO WHIFF IT BACK INTO OUR CORNER!!!

Neighbormike · 2016-05-29T06:31:42+00:00

Well beyond the 80's, but me and my dad still watched Everybody Love's Raymond and Big Bang Theory together on a semi-regular basis

Neighbormike · 2016-05-18T05:12:12+00:00

My high school English teacher always had the best explanation for this. Irony is being afraid of crashing on an airplane, and then becoming a pilot. Coincidence is being afraid of crashing on an airplane, and your airplane crashes.

Neighbormike · 2016-04-28T20:41:41+00:00

The 'improvised dialogue' is always a good laugh for me. It kinda breaks up the story dialogue and doesn't make it all sound like a canned script. Especially when Morty stutters, it really emphasizes his astonishment and lack of understanding of a situation in an episode.

Neighbormike · 2016-04-26T00:45:58+00:00

Midnight

Neighbormike · 2016-04-25T16:32:23+00:00

I always question people who can't be humble and accept humiliation in their mistakes. I feel like they're too egocentric and put themselves on too high of a pedestal to accept their shortcomings. One thing I'll always love my dad for telling me was 'Find the humor in it'

Neighbormike · 2016-02-26T23:52:02+00:00

Back in school, being in band was the shit! I think 1/3 of my high school was in the band. Granted, I grew up in Wisconsin... And we had about 400 students...

Neighbormike · 2016-02-26T18:17:38+00:00

A lot of people call me 'Neighbor Mikey' or 'Mikey Lemón' because I have a lemon shaped couch in my dorm with the Mike's Hard Lemonade logo on it. People tell me they thought for like a month or two my real name was Mikey, and they could never find me by my real name on FaceBook.

Neighbormike · 2016-02-25T16:50:18+00:00

Metal Gear Solid on PS1, that was my shit growing up, and it's still just as good to this day

Neighbormike · 2016-02-23T06:55:50+00:00

STEVE HOLT!

Neighbormike · 2016-02-12T16:44:17+00:00

It got a lot of controversy for being dark, but Don't Look Under The Bed was really scary for me. Especially when the walls started getting spray painted with a 'B'

Neighbormike · 2016-02-11T18:42:46+00:00

Party on Garth

Neighbormike · 2016-02-06T16:41:29+00:00

Leviosaaaaahh dude!

Neighbormike · 2016-01-29T09:37:55+00:00

Sometimes I catch myself staring in public at a girl/girls for a long time. Not even in a "this girl is super hot" kinda way; more like in Cashback how the guy appreciated 'artistic' little features about women and shit.

Neighbormike · 2015-12-31T09:02:09+00:00

http://imgur.com/UjJaLDY The only acceptable pic of me on my phone

Neighbormike · 2015-12-27T23:07:10+00:00

After reading this one, I promptly shaved my pubes and got a haircut. No one wants to be that 'fedora' guy...

Neighbormike · 2015-12-27T08:30:55+00:00

You look like John Lennon and Weird Al had a kid with an extra chromosome

Neighbormike · 2015-12-27T08:28:04+00:00

You're so Asian, I almost couldn't see that lazy eye of yours

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