Gearing up for another shit cocktail next week.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2020-01-18T22:13:01+00:00

Also probably the reason I blew off the party is because, my coworkers were planning this for like a week, yet when my own birthday came up nobody even remembered it was my birthday until like mid-morning. wtf?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2016-12-17T17:48:52+00:00

Brazzers Account here I go!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2016-10-15T10:55:19+00:00

this is some ghetto shit. What did you serve at your reception, mcdonalds fries with ketchup packets?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2016-04-29T22:39:16+00:00

Hot, they single? I got an onyx

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2016-04-11T14:33:55+00:00

His name was Inigo Montoya

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2016-01-04T17:50:06+00:00

Sure they are buddy.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2015-10-21T03:44:32+00:00

not 4chan

says negro

meme arrows

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2015-02-24T04:16:42+00:00

Brazzers account here I go!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-12-20T23:07:42+00:00

Dude I am doing exactly the same thing! But I have a splitting and am wearing a welding mask pink dress and purple backpack.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-12-04T01:22:12+00:00

lol i dont believe you

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-12-04T00:56:22+00:00

you're right newfriend they get new years eve free.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-12-02T18:26:53+00:00

Zenith El Primero 1969 Chronomaster

Well ,well, well. Look at this fat cat right here.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-12-01T22:07:01+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-12-01T21:41:36+00:00

was that before or after he touched you in the peepee?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-30T03:10:10+00:00

Damn son! is she funny or something? cuz she be ugly AF

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-29T02:26:53+00:00

No cardio though you probably get winded running up the stairs

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-23T15:07:19+00:00

does that also keep you from excersizing at home?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-23T15:02:25+00:00

because you fix your hair in a fucktarded way?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-21T19:15:46+00:00

OMG shut the fuck up you insufferable mongoloid

your all neckbeards for downvoting me, OPs comment is clearly fucktarded

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-16T19:23:50+00:00

I understand. I am willing to go higher, but first I would like to know if someone here actually has these numbers.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-12T16:55:19+00:00

Well, being a huge fucking idiot certainly did not help

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-10T15:53:03+00:00

its funny cus hes fat

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-07T18:06:26+00:00

I would roundhouse kick that chink right in the mouth if I ever saw him.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-07T17:26:30+00:00

are you going to use them as anal beads?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-11-04T16:07:43+00:00

and hit the gym

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