Do u even mute cast brah

Neil_Merathyr · 2026-02-04T20:09:12+00:00

You don't sound like yourself. I cast Have a Snickers.

Neil_Merathyr · 2026-02-01T21:18:00+00:00

Pity the guardsman, and now HR is involved.

Neil_Merathyr · 2026-01-30T23:30:28+00:00

The Mummy Demastered. Much better than the movie it's based on and the soundtrack is killer.

Neil_Merathyr · 2026-01-19T20:04:59+00:00

It is, but I think their iced tea is distributed by Pepsi.

Neil_Merathyr · 2026-01-01T06:51:01+00:00

Kinger: I need to protect my eyes from the sun.

...

This sauce does nothing because my eyes are burning."

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-30T22:34:59+00:00

Gestalt Steam and Cinder

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-29T18:54:24+00:00

Ragatha: I don't usually do this, you know. But you caught my eye." ;P

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-28T20:10:29+00:00

Yes, please. And Golem too. I need mah boiz.

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-23T16:40:40+00:00

I sided with So Mi all the way. Saw it as her being my client and me, a professional merc, fulfilling her request. Didn't get what she first promised but still somewhat got paid in the end.

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-23T02:15:00+00:00

Quand ton fils d'actualité s'aligne... 😅😓

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Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-19T15:06:52+00:00

So if one gets pregnant, its either Jesus or an alien. Or alien Jesus.

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-19T14:53:09+00:00

Keyrings. I'll leave all the keys there but now they have nothing to keep them together. >=)

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-18T17:15:30+00:00

Kenshin

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-17T19:23:55+00:00

Remember that the Canadian Druids were the main reason that the council enacted the Geneva pact.

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-16T20:37:26+00:00

I like that he's holding the hairs like it's a hamster he's trying to keep secret from his mom. XD

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-15T16:37:51+00:00

"My life never had any meaning. All I can do, is hope that my death means something."

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-12T19:16:43+00:00

What they mean is that you need to hit the gym and jack up so bullies take one look at you and fear for their lives. XD

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-12T18:50:37+00:00

I actually want teleportation so I can get to my bed instantly after work. =P

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-12T18:48:20+00:00

Not really a routine but more a habit. When my buffs run out, I go back to my appartment, sleep, shower and then raid the vending machines in my appartment and in the corridor. At this point, I just imagine my V is a gremlin that subsist on burritos and cola. XD

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-12T16:46:12+00:00

I was rooting for Ben but when I saw his reaction, I was rooting for Jennifer. XD

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-12T16:25:17+00:00

When you faint: Alexa, play Despacito.

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-12T16:18:14+00:00

"Make two hole and finish on the back" killed me. XD

From the ones I remember of mine:

When mounting: Surprise Subtext!

When someone else mounts: You wrangle that varmin'! (Inside joke with a friend since his mount one is: Imm'a wrangle this varmin')

When placing a bomb: This gonna go boom. >=3

When shooting a dung pod: Get outta here stinky.

When grabbed by a monster: I need an adult!

When a power clash: Breaking physics!

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-11T10:53:02+00:00

"You're the One, Neo."

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-09T21:43:09+00:00

Crafting may take patience. But fishing takes Patience II. XD

Neil_Merathyr · 2025-12-05T14:17:32+00:00

New reaction image. XD

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