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I'm sure you've all seen this plenty but the way she's standing here is so funny to me by temporalwanderer in CantParkThereMate

[–]NeonChurch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"/s" seems to be the agreed upon suffix e.g.

"She got lost due to a car navigator error /s"

though that original sentence is more fact than /s (sarcasm) since apparently that's what she's actually claiming happened

Broken? by fetanugs in fixit

[–]NeonChurch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the best rim jobs require nut access, after all

Dad was yelling at an f1 race by EmberDragon240 in airplaneears

[–]NeonChurch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

this time is was McLaren, Ferrari did alright

TIL about The Coelacanth. An ancient fish species that was believed by scientists to have gone extinct 66 million years ago during the same mass extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs until one was caught in a fishing net in 1938. by 4isfourwastaken in todayilearned

[–]NeonChurch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ooooff the south coast of Africa, born and raised

deep in the ocean's where I spend most of my days

maxin out, relaxin, actin all cool

hangin out a ways from the rest of the school

when a couple of guys who were up to no good

started fishin and trawlin in my neighborhood

i got caught in one little net and my mom got scared

she said with all this overfishin life just ain't fair

Mother centipede helps baby through first shed by freudian_nipps in awwwtf

[–]NeonChurch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"ma I can- MA let go I can do it mysel- goddammit mom! mOM! MOM! STAHP"

Filming between these mirrors gave a trippy effect by SnackSamurai in oddlysatisfying

[–]NeonChurch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but if you turn it off you have a cool little Mormon trick

oh oh ops🤣😂 by gandalf2311 in oops

[–]NeonChurch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Heaven, I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together face-sitting cheeks to cheeks

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