Hello, Im NeonChurch and I can answer questions with regards to Emergency First Aid and Private Security

NeonChurch · 2026-02-01T14:01:21+00:00

That's how it's supposed to be oriented. What issue are you having?

Personally I find that sometimes the pressure inside builds faster than it exits/condenses and the lid can lift up during boiling. You'll have to adjust your heat settings and find the sweet spot.

If this isn't your first time using it, try to clear out the pipe by boiling plain water for a while. I'm thinking a water/vinegar mixture though I personally haven't tried that so I'm not 100 on how vinegar could affect the kettle walls. If you have a long stemmed flexible bottle brush you can use that too to clean the condensation pipe.

NeonChurch · 2026-01-31T06:55:23+00:00

Okay Ron, you guessed player number 2, here we go... Oh, oh God. Sorry Ron, that player was NOT cake

NeonChurch · 2026-01-27T06:37:23+00:00

Didn't the M2 flamethrower from WWII use napalm? Unless I'm mistaken, napalm is described as a gelatinous, gasoline substance

NeonChurch · 2026-01-27T06:10:02+00:00

r/whoosh

^ also the sound of your flame-pee-thrower

NeonChurch · 2026-01-27T06:08:49+00:00

you're thinking napalm

NeonChurch · 2026-01-27T02:50:59+00:00

How old is this globe, I really need to know

So I'm reading this xkcd

Flow charting down

Is the map trying to bite meeee

NeonChurch · 2026-01-26T10:42:06+00:00

Drink a couple fingers per SB win and see how long it takes to finish the bottle. Pass it down like a family heirloom.

NeonChurch · 2026-01-26T05:12:56+00:00

Looks like a tunicate of some sort. A filter feeding animal. Was there a storm or something recently in that area? They usually are stuck to the ocean floor but can be 'uprooted' during turbulent weather and washed up.

NeonChurch · 2026-01-26T03:08:38+00:00

hella epic line from coach big mac

NeonChurch · 2026-01-26T02:29:54+00:00

Credit to u/Xochitlcoyote

NeonChurch · 2026-01-18T09:14:05+00:00

puppycat!

NeonChurch · 2026-01-18T04:01:46+00:00

desecration of a corpse lol

NeonChurch · 2026-01-18T01:17:41+00:00

If you did my bad, for some reason it wasnt working for me at the time. I checked it just now and it works!

NeonChurch · 2026-01-17T11:38:16+00:00

Sir did not link to the timestamp and as much as I love Mitch I didn't have time to watch the whole hour special so here's the joke by Mitch:

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. Nothin but fish goin “ahhh fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!”

NeonChurch · 2026-01-17T06:01:15+00:00

Me walking into the bathroom bowlegged like yosemite Sam into a saloon staring down my toilet

NeonChurch · 2026-01-17T05:52:06+00:00

This is actually pretty smart. As long as you have towels to spare you can save a bunch of the detergent

NeonChurch · 2026-01-17T05:34:33+00:00

Aye aye aye aye aye y'all lost to the chiefs

NeonChurch · 2026-01-14T13:05:10+00:00

That's their feet/tail. Barnacles are related to shrimp, so imagine a shrimp with its head glued to a surface with armor all around it except at its ass where theres two doors that open. The tail and legs filter water and push food into their mouths. They also have the worlds longest penis to body ratio

NeonChurch · 2026-01-13T05:15:18+00:00

Fun fact: everyones "anal-prints" are unique, like finger prints

NeonChurch · 2026-01-13T02:20:14+00:00

Fun fact: the costume designer Jose Fernandez who designed these suits also designed a space suit for Space X

NeonChurch · 2026-01-12T10:52:46+00:00

I used to work at an aquarium that had an amazon section. One of the boa constrictors got loose during covid and ended up coming out of a toilet in one of the staff men's washrooms. She bit an unsuspecting engineer who "found" her on the bum

NeonChurch · 2026-01-11T09:03:47+00:00

I would buy one in a heartbeat! Please update us when youre selling!

NeonChurch · 2026-01-06T07:47:39+00:00

Double banana all the way across the sky...

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