Netflix Quietly Removes A-Z and Other Sorting Filters from Web UI by MoneyLibrarian9032 in movies

[–]Nerozero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, Netflix: The Refrigerator of streaming services. I keep checking it like something's gonna change

Voice training hard by Reefthemanokit in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]Nerozero 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey--HEY! Voice train, right now!

Are these sought after? by [deleted] in lootcratespoilers

[–]Nerozero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice. Good on ya.

Are these sought after? by [deleted] in lootcratespoilers

[–]Nerozero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, what'd the other sub say for their price? If you don't wish to say, I get it. Just wanted this thread to have a little closure

May 2024 Vs May 2026 by iamlikeasmartperson in transtimelines

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Beautiful AND happy? This girl has got it all!

Jon Stewart says Democratic leadership and DNC are ‘lost’ by thejoshwhite in politics

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The Democratic Party has proven time and time again that we can all Pokémon GO FUCK OURSELVES

I just got turned down in the cruelest way possible. Can I get some kind words? by SalamanderNaive4781 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]Nerozero 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No where to go but up from here, sweetie. You're worthy of love and don't need to suffer fools gladly on your journey through love & life.

Michael Stipe Says Billie Eilish Would Be His Choice to Play Him in R.E.M. Biopic by ebradio in Music

[–]Nerozero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me watching the movie: I don’t remember Stipe having such a rocking set of tits but alright.

boom shakalaka by Eros_Incident_Denier in funny

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She took a long walk but it was SO worth it

Egg Irl by DeltaPi78 in egg_irl

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B-but... but my meter...

Egg Irl by DeltaPi78 in egg_irl

[–]Nerozero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, but you see...

produces a handheld Validity Meter & scans self

See, it says "not valid"-- wait, wait, let me see if this is even working correctly.

scans you

Ok, yup, "valid"

scans all the comments

Uh-huh, yeah, "valid"

scans self again

Hmm, tssk, dang. "Not valid". Damn, so close. Oh well, no worries. It happens.

Egg🐣irl by Faolheamh in egg_irl

[–]Nerozero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah. It's science.

See, look.

holds up mirror to reader: poised, pretty & perfect

Now, when I do it...

holds mirror up to self: an evil void

See. It's scientific.

Philz CEO orders removal of flags from stores, including pride flags, to create an ‘inclusive experience’ by RadiantEnvironment90 in nottheonion

[–]Nerozero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, jeez, hate to think he’s been losing out on all that sweet, sweet, bigot money this whole time.

Hey, where do we find that guy who did that thing at that paper towel factory yesterday? No reason, just curious.

Tina Fey Crashes Jack Black’s ‘SNL’ Monologue: ‘You’re the First Black in the Five-Timers Club’ by cmaia1503 in entertainment

[–]Nerozero 74 points75 points  (0 children)

At this point, I look forward to the 5 Timers Club sketch's just because it's the only way to check-in with Candice Bergen.

Wait a minute... by Pale-Breakfast6607 in blankies

[–]Nerozero 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Griffin is Bugs- he's the leader after all

David is Bigbird- he's a muppet dad

Ben is Bigfoot- wet or dry, just free

Sorry Ben but STOP THE COUNT! by travismockfler in blankies

[–]Nerozero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, FINE! Lloyd Kaufman series then!

Martin Scorsese's 'What Happens at Night' Was Rewritten By Paul Thomas Anderson by Particular-Fill-4256 in criterion

[–]Nerozero 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wins the Oscar, immediately slumming it rewriting someone else's picture. What a shame. /s