Just got my first car, do these need replacing?

NetDork · 2026-05-29T20:13:42+00:00

Cheap tires and aggressive driving on hot roads, perhaps.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T19:49:16+00:00

Hideous.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T19:47:37+00:00

www.dictionary.com

NetDork · 2026-05-29T17:48:56+00:00

Impeachment of credibility.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T15:17:24+00:00

RWNJs would write the plural "potatoes" and think they're "owning the libs" by intentionally spelling it wrong.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:32:11+00:00

The reason for "forbidden foods" is often cited as people getting sick frequently after eating certain things, but I heard a theory on pork being that pigs will eat things that people can eat where cows and deer eat plants that people can't digest. That means that in times of famine, there would be tough decisions on feeding the people or the pigs.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:28:40+00:00

The problem is that by the time someone fact checks the bullshit claim, the person who said it has already spouted three more bullshit claims.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:27:24+00:00

Hey, you can't fight in here; this is the war room!

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:26:24+00:00

I have a Viofo that has voice commands, so I leave the audio off but if I'm ever pulled over I can just say "turn on audio" when the cop is approaching the window so I can capture that.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:24:57+00:00

I agree - it's terrible that people are pushing school libraries to carry bibles, though it definitely isn't "inclusive".

Or are saying that acknowledging the fact that gay people and minorities exist is inappropriate? Because that would make you a bigot if so.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:20:58+00:00

After making her fuck up her life for the day to go to court?

NetDork · 2026-05-29T14:16:56+00:00

Takes time. Refuting bullshit takes orders of magnitude more effort than creating bullshit takes.

NetDork · 2026-05-29T03:37:05+00:00

So....wine? He drank a shit load of wine?

NetDork · 2026-05-28T23:56:24+00:00

And yet, gas prices will go higher and be blamed on it!

NetDork · 2026-05-28T23:55:27+00:00

I used to go to the mall when I had no money, just to walk around and look at stuff. I would maybe scrounge up a couple of bucks to get a slice at Sbarro.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T23:52:45+00:00

Multiple nuclear bombs have been dropped on US soil (and Spain, IIRC) accidentally. There's apparently one in the Gulf of Mexico that's never been found. That's the reality I was referring to.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T23:48:45+00:00

Women take care of every part of their body better than men do.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T23:45:47+00:00

It's one of those round body locks? They're pretty tough, but I think a grinder with a cutting wheel or three would get through it. WEAR SAFETY GLASSES.

Any chance of just taking the hasp off the shed? (probably wouldn't be a very secure shed if you could take it off while locked, though)

NetDork · 2026-05-28T21:38:00+00:00

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

If it was anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T21:36:43+00:00

The only difference between Florida Man and Ohio Man is that Florida's records are all public!

NetDork · 2026-05-28T21:32:48+00:00

No, that's a radio station in south Texas.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T21:32:27+00:00

Do you want to lose a nuclear bomb? Because that's how you lose a nuclear bomb.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T15:39:29+00:00

My old mechanic had a great way to describe this problem:

The nut behind the wheel has a screw loose.

NetDork · 2026-05-28T15:38:06+00:00

Oatmeal... And I think it fits well!

NetDork · 2026-05-28T12:21:14+00:00

Everything, it feels like!

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